Stocking Filler

Merry Christmas one and all!  This is our official Stocking Filler post for HeelsNStocking.  So here goes...

In the Swing Set's most "wank worthy" posts... well this one is pretty easy for us as we just started recently so there are not that many from which to pick but the top ones would be:

• Mr. Uncut
• Our Very First Threesome
• The Head in the Parking Lot
• Our First MFM

And now for the Q&A:

1. What was your most memorable sexual moment? That is a tough one given how many firsts we experienced this year but I would have to say that the biggest one was actually the moment that I emailed Monica to tell her that Darla was coming home with me and that we were all having sex that night. That is a hard moment to forget. 
2. What firsts did you try this year? Wow, this is the big one for us. 2011 was the year of sexual experimentation. We had our first threesome (FMF) as a married couple and my (Steve's) first ever. We had our first threesome MFM. We each had sex with someone other than our spouse for the first time since we were married. And we each had "parking lot nookie" with people we had never met before. Monica made it to her first strip club. I'd say that those are pretty big firsts. I think that there will be quite a few more for next year too. Oh, and of course, we started a sexblog this year too! 
3. What would you like to try for 2012? More of all of the above ;) But of absolutely new things, we definitely hope to try out some swingers clubs this year and get into some foursomes with other couples. We have been sharing each other this year but have not actually tried swapping with another couple yet. Monica is very excited to try some bondage and spanking apparatus. We are still experimenting with the idea of having "regulars" in addition to having "ships in the night" threesomes. 
4. What’s on your sex toy shopping list for 2012? or what were your top sex toys you played with or reviewed of 2011? We don't do toy reviews but we do use our own regularly. This year the big toy for us was a double penetration "triple" vibrator that Monica really likes. She really likes the size and the variety of stimulation. We also played with a double dildo (with Darla) for the first time this year. That was fun. 

And now for some pics. Sorry, only Monica had pics ready to be posted.

A Surprise Meeting and a New Friend

Sunday evening I hopped onto one of the online communities that I frequent in search of new people to join us.  I often hop on and have low expectations - few people are real on those sites and those that are, women especially, are overwhelmed by people (read: men) trying to get them to go do something whether it be to send pictures, jump on the webcam, talk dirty to them or to head out to meet them right that moment.  So actually connecting with a real person that is willing to talk can be rather challenging.  I'm doing some searching online while Monica is out of town for a few weeks - hoping to find someone to line up for some fun when she gets back.  The secret is perseverance, of course.  You can't find someone overnight.  You have to put in the time if you want to actually find someone interesting.


I was happy to actually make a connection this evening.  A real, live woman to talk to.  Amazing.  We chatted for a little bit and it was clear that we clicked and that she was actually interested in something real, not just talking about it online.  There are ten people looking to learn more about their options for every one person actually looking to make something happen.  We talked about how Monica would not be available for several weeks and my new acquaintance was very disappointed to have to wait so long.  She asked if we could meet sooner to get the ball rolling, so to speak, and, of course, that was just what I was thinking.


She asked when I might be available.  I said most anytime this week, actually, even tonight.  She said, "Can you meet me in half an hour?"  Well now that was unexpected.  But I had nothing going on to keep me at home so I showered, changed back to real clothes (I was nearly ready for bed as it was) and ran out the door to run to the bar to meet her.  It was nearly a half hour drive between us so no time to lose.  It was after midnight when we decided to try to meet up.  This never happens, trust me.  Going from "Hi, how are you this evening?" to "Want to come out to the bar and meet right now to see if we'd be interested in a threesome?" all in a span of fifteen minutes simply does not happen.  Ever.


We met at the bar and had a beer together.  She is in her early forties so several years older than me and basically a full ten years older than Monica.  She would be, by rather a wide margin, the oldest woman I have ever been with both in absolute age and in relationship to my own age.  I've never been with a woman older than myself at all.  And I have never been with a black woman before.  So this could be a whole slew of new experiences for me ;)  She is tall and busty.  Just barely taller than me, and all legs, and nearly as chesty as Monica.


We met at the bar and each had a beer.  We talked for an hour before it was closing time.  We seem to hit it off reasonably well.  I walked her to her car and she asked if it seemed like this was something I was interested in pursuing.  I said, "Absolutely" and asked if she wanted to continue talking in the car.  Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.  I think we all know what "continue talking in the car" is code for around here.


We got in the car and the chatting was limited to just about one minute or less before we were making out and her clothes were starting to come off.  Her tongue was in my mouth in a flash and the buttons on her white blouse came undone very quickly.  She had on a tight black camisole that was pulled down to expose her thirty eight triple Ds almost instantly.  Who would have guessed when I hoped online at half till midnight in my pajamas that a few hours later I would be in the parking lot of a bar across town getting some?


We were stuck using the front seat of her rather small car.  Far from an ideal location for our activity.  When Monica has done this she had the convenience of an SUV with three rows of seats and blacked out windows, not to mention having planned out the location where the vehicle would be parked ahead of time.  We were stuck in front seat, no tint on the windows in a well lit parking lot right on a busy street.


Given our less than ideal scenario we kept our playing to only thirty or forty minutes.  We had a quite enjoyable time, to be certain.  She, like Monica, completely loves having her tits sucked on long and hard and Monica has trained me on how to do so quite effectively which, I think, left a lasting impression in this case.  She was concerned about how exposed we were and so did not want to remove her jeans so I was limited to pleasuring her with my fingers squeezed into her already tight jeans.  I did okay and she was insanely wet in no time.  So wet that she actually soaked completely through her panties, through her jeans and was getting the car seats very wet!


The bulk of our time was spent with me pleasuring her but I did get an opportunity, since I am generally unconcerned with getting caught in a compromising position, to pull down my own jeans and take out my cock on which she was eager to demonstrate her blow job skills - which were rather impressive.  Not as impressive as Monica's - Monica really does know how to suck cock better than anyone ever.  But tonight's sampling was better than most.  She took me deep and gagged on my dick several times while I just reclined and stretched out and enjoyed the feel of her throat.


It was not too long before she decided that she was so horny that if we kept on any more than she would absolutely need to have sex right then and there - which she has to wait for Monica to be available for.  So we called it a night but are hoping to be able to get together soon.  She is very excited to have Monica join us - she has never had a threesome before and is excited, and nervous, about having another woman.


So tonight was a complete surprise and an overwhelming success.  I have a feeling that meeting women interested in joining us may prove to be easier than we had anticipated.  I hope that this is not a fluke.  - Steve

A Few of Our Favorite Titles

So we like porn.  No big surprise there.  Monica was a porn watcher before we met and I have long been a big fan.  I got into it during my college years.  So we own a rather nice porn collection which is always growing.   It is hard finding porn that you really like.  Porn that you actually want to watch, like paying attention.


We use porn as "background noise" during sex most of the time.  Often we don't watch it at all, it just provides a soft flickering light and a little bit of sound.  But sometimes we want to sit down and really enjoy some excellent erotica - when we are looking for more than just hot, naked bodies but for erotic situations and stories.


We have found a few titles that really stand out:

• Pirates: everyone knows this one, the first real HD porn.  Huge budget.  A classic that you cannot pass up.  The sequel isn't bad but is nothing like the original.
• 1001 Erotic Nights - The Story of Scheherezade: This is a classic, sensuous movie from probably the early 1980s.  
• Looking In: Good story tackling voyeurism and spouse swapping.
• MILF Chronicles: Some great scenes and the storyline isn't too bad.

The Weekend Recap: Part 1

As you may recall, I had big plans for this weekend.  I was hoping to begin the festivities Friday at lunchtime, but alas, Steve did not come home for lunch, so that was a bust.  In fact, he got home from work rather late Friday night, by which time I was ready to run away to Bermuda due to the antics and general loudness of the 3 year old.  After putting the 3YO to bed, I decided that if we were going to get busy, I needed to unwind.  I put on my red plunge bra, black lace panties and my tall,  black suede, over the knee boots and after throwing a white button down shirt over the top, logged into my new favorite adult meeting site and turned on my webcam.    I immediately received a bunch of private messages, many of them asking me to start taking more off, but a couple of them were more conversational, so I stuck with those.  This being my first public camming session, I was feeling a bit shy, and wanted to warm up a bit before going topless.  When I did finally take my shirt and then bra off, I got so many private messages that I just couldn't keep up with them all.  Apparently a lot of guys like huge breasts, who knew?  Time passes quickly when a bunch of strange men and women are telling you how hot you are, and what dirty things they want to do to you.  Suddenly it was 2 am, I was extremely horny, and I could have cared less if I got any sleep at all that night.  After saying good night to my new "friends" I  went to the bedroom, collected a few toys and implements that I decided might come in handy, took off what little I had on (just panties and boots) climbed onto the bed and waited for Steve to get out of the shower.

When he came up to the bed and saw the things that I had spread out, he said "Oh, I see.  Get on your hands and knees."  I assumed the position and it wasn't long before I felt the welcome sting of the pleather paddle on my ass cheeks.  I jumped and sighed with every smack, and I could feel myself getting wetter by the minute.  There was a slight pause, and then I felt the sting of our rubber whip.  I really flinched when that hit, because it has much more sting than the paddle, which really barely qualifies as a paddle.  I took several more lashes of the whip until a really hard one landed causing me to whimper "Ouch!"  Steve felt really badly that he had actually hurt me, and that was the end of the whipping for the night.  We are new to spanking and are both trying to figure out how hard I want to be spanked, so as we test my limits, these things are bound to happen occasionally.  I wasn't upset about being whipped too hard, I just now know what my upper limit is for the moment, and I know that I don't want to come that close to it while we're playing.  I'm hoping that Steve will still want to whip me upon occasion, because up until that point, the sting of the whip was making me very wet. 

We switched back to the paddle, and after paddling me on my ass, thighs and pussy, and a few bare-handed spanks, Steve decided he wanted to finger me, so I flipped over, and between the hours of camming and the spanking, I was very wet and very ready and I came hard after just a few minutes of having my clit rubbed while my nipples were sucked.  I told Steve that I wanted to try for a second orgasm, so he suggested that I suck his cock for a while so that I would have time to recover.  I don't need to be asked twice to suck cock, so I eagerly moved down between his legs and licked and sucked and gagged on my very favorite cock until Steve told me to grab a condom because he was ready to fuck me.  

Since we knew that a second orgasm would take a long time to achieve, we decided to try a desensitizing condom.  We had never used one of these before, so didn't know what to expect.  I slipped the condom on then mounted cowgirl-style and attempted to ride my way to an orgasm.  At this point it was after 3am and Steve was exhausted since he had been up for 22 hours at that point.  I told him that he could relax and I would do all the work.  After at least 20 minutes, I decided to grab my rabbit vibrator and pressed it against my clit, while continuing to ride cowgirl, until eventually I came again.  Success!  I flipped over so that Steve could finish doggie-style, but it ended up that the desensitizing condom worked a bit too well, and we decided to finish with me kneeling on the floor while Steve jerked off until he came all over my tits.  After we cleaned up, we collapsed into bed and quickly fell asleep.  

Building a Porn Delivery System

A little outside of our normal postings (if we can say that we have established such a thing this early on in our blog) but I would like to discuss a little about Monica and my "porn delivery system" or PDS that we have at our home.


Having a porn collection is something we all have and we all share the same challenges of hiding it, making it really useful and getting to it easily when we want it.  Porn is not like your normal movie collection that you want sitting out on a shelf, unless, of course, you are Barney Stinson.  So we came up with a solution.


Now before I go into specific details of how we set up our PDS, I just want to mention that I am not specifically endorsing theses particular products or suggesting that this is the only means by which to accomplish this goal.  These are products that we like and work well for us and we can tell you that they work well together.  I know people who have built similar systems using completely different components who have also met with good success. 


Our PDS consists of two main components: our porn server and our viewing machines.  For a porn server we chose the Netgear ReadyNAS Ultra 2.  This is a low cost, high quality network storage device that you can get for around $280 without hard drives.  I then added two large three terabyte hard drives to the unit (which is all that this model will hold) which are set up to be mirrored to make it rather unlikely that our porn will be lost.  (For serious protection, get an external USB hard drive as well that you can connect to the device and use that to take a backup of the whole thing too.)


What makes the ReadyNAS Ultra 2 so nice for this purpose is that it is small, attractive, completely silent, uses little power and has a built in DLNA server.  DLNA is the system that serves media files out to your home network.  Since the ReadyNAS has this, and a ton of other features, built in it makes what used to be the tough part of this process very easy.  Back when I first tried this I was building my own DLNA server using a variety of products and while it worked fine it was a lot of work and not for the casual user.  The ReadyNAS changes that pretty dramatically.  Now it is super easy to use.


The model that we have holds only two hard drives.  For those ambitious enough to think that they need more porn storage than that can handle, Netgear makes the same unit in four and six drive models.  The six drive model will provide you with as much as fifteen terabytes of porn storage.  If that isn't enough for you you need to hire someone to help with your storage needs, and maybe someone to help you with your porn addiction as well.


Getting movies onto the ReadyNAS varies in difficulty.  For us, we use DVDFab and Handbrake to take our DVD porn collection and convert the movies into small, high quality MP4 files which work great for our purposes.  For real movies we convert the whole thing.  For videos that are just a series of disconnected vignettes we convert each vignette individually so that we can watch just the ones that we want.  This works great.  We take things like the "ten dvd collection of young blondes giving head" which we convert into a thousand individual vignettes and no longer are we stuck starting at the beginning and missing the parts at the end and trying to remember which ones we liked and which ones we didn't.  This is a big improvement in how we get to use our porn collection.


Converting the porn from DVD to MP4 does take some manual effort but I find that it is worth it.  Videos that we have on DVD are never watched.  Ones on the ReadyNAS are used regularly.


Videos that we find online, like on YouPorn, have a handy download button.  We just download and copy to the ReadyNAS.  Easy as can be.


Alternatively, if you don't want a nice device like the ReadyNAS and you have a Windows desktop that is up to the task get MediaMall's PlayOn product, it works great too for more casual users.


Now that we have our videos being served onto our home network (you do have your house networked, right?) we can hook up a device to watch the videos and we will be good to go.  For this, Monica and I have selected to use Sony PlayStation 3s.  They work great.  They find the ReadyNAS (or the PlayOn software) automatically and they "just work."  Watching videos off of the ReadyNAS is as easy as can be. 


Of course you can use more than just a PlayStation.  You can use pretty much any computer, Apple TV, XBOX 360 or PlayStation 3.  Plus companies like Netgear make DLNA video devices that are designed exactly for this purpose.  These devices can be pretty inexpensive.  


What is awesome about this set up is that with minimal effort you can reduce your porn collection down to something that looks nothing like porn, take all of your porn dvds and throw out the cases and just store the discs someplace (like the basement, attic or in a storage unit buried in the back) where they will never be found but you have them just in case.  But now, your porn collection can be viewed anywhere in your home with a device that can connect to DLNA.  For us, this means in the living room, in our bedroom, in either office, anywhere with a laptop, etc.  The whole house, basically, has streaming porn on demand.  The ability to use our collection is greatly increased.


Of course you can use this system for normal movies (not just porn), music and even photos (normal photos, porn photos, photos of Monica and I... whatever strikes your fancy) that you can now watch, view or listen to anywhere in your home.  Trust me, it is a great system.


And that is how Monica and I watch porn.

TGIFMF

TGIFMF!  Thank goodness it's Fuck Me Friday!  This girl is gagging for a shag, as they say.  We've been so busy that our bedroom hasn't seen much action at all this week.  We did manage a quickie in the shower with me bent over at the end of the tub with my hands braced at either corner while Steve fucked me hard from behind. And then a couple of nights later we had a late night make-out session that ended with me on my knees on the floor while Steve came all over my breasts.  Tonight though... tonight we are going to have one of our 3 hour long, slow and thorough sessions.  I want to work on cumming more that once a session, so I'm going to ask Steve to lick me until I cum right away, so that I'll hopefully have time to build up to another orgasm.  I'm also very much in the mood for anal.  I keep thinking about playing with Archie and Steve at the same time and using a toy with Steve in my ass is the next best thing.  I'm betting that will make me cum HARD.  Hmmm... getting all turned on now just thinking about tonight.  Maybe I'll jump Steve when he comes home for lunch... 

Mr. Uncut

Last night I met my foreign fantasy man!  We were able to fit in a little tryst on his way back through our city after his business trip.  Archie and I met in a coffee shop that I chose right on the highway on which he was driving by.  He bought me a coffee in a gentlemanly gesture that definitely came naturally to him and I was immediately charmed by his manners and his sexy accent.  We spent a couple of hours chatting and getting to know each other, and I found myself genuinely enjoying his company.  It certainly didn't hurt that he is a very attractive man and the embodiment of many a fantasy for me.  You see, I have a thing for romance novels and erotic fiction.  My favorite genre of such is historical erotic fiction, and my very favorite subject matter just happens to be the country where Archie is from.  I mentioned to him while chatting one night, that he is a wet dream come to life, and I was not exaggerating!


I decided to move things forward by asking Archie if he wanted to go for a drive.  He of course knew that I really meant, go for a drive and find a place to park for a while.  We got in my car, and I drove us to a park that I knew would be deserted on a dark and rainy evening.  Its parking lot is very visible from a main road, so while it is secluded enough for a discrete tryst, it is safe enough to meet Steve's qualifications for an appropriate location for me to take a strange man alone.  Although I felt in no way threatened by Archie, I still followed Steve's rules, since my safety is my husband's first priority, even though it isn't always mine when I'm horny.


Archie and I sat for a few minutes and chatted, both of us making sure we were comfortable with what was about to happen next.  I was eager to get started, so I suggested that we move to the third row where it was darker and we could have more room.  He followed me back and when he sat down next to me, he bent forward to kiss my neck, and began caressing my breast.  I kissed and nibbled his neck and shoulder in return, and then sat up to release my breasts from my bra so that he could have better access.  He obligingly pinched and sucked my nipples for a while, until I decided that since I was indisposed and not going to get off, I wanted to get him off instead.


I caressed my way down to his crotch, and swiftly undid his belt and the button of his jeans, and with two hands unzipped his fly.  He is not a shy man, and so quickly pulled his jeans and boxer briefs down to his knees and I got my first glimpse of his hard, intact cock.  I enjoyed touching him with my hands for a little while, since I really wanted to get the full experience, all the while wishing that it was not so dark out, so that I could have a better look.  Deciding that I would have the chance to look my fill when we have playtime together with Steve, I leaned forward and gently took him into my mouth.  The first thing I noticed was that his foreskin was was very soft, and it felt like licking velvet.  The next thing I noticed was that I was suddenly very nervous about my ability to make him cum, something I haven't felt while giving a blow job in over a decade.  I had the terrible thought "What if I can't make him cum?  What if none of my usual techniques do anything for him?"  I decided that there wasn't much for it but to carry on and hope for the best.  I wet my lips and began to slowly work his cock further and further into my mouth, until my lips were against his balls.  I pulled back all the way to the tip, and ran my tongue around the edge of his foreskin, and across the top of the head before taking him all the way into my mouth again.  I repeated this maneuver a couple more times before asking him if I was doing all right, because he was very quiet and I was still quite nervous.  He murmured something about how I was doing fine, so I took him back into my mouth.


I wasn't satisfied with how far I was able to take him in, so I moved to a kneeling position on the floor of the car.  That was better, and since I couldn't get directly in front of him because there was just not enough room, I made the best of things by forcing my head further down on his cock until I could feel him at the back of my throat.  His foreskin seemed to cushion the head of his cock so that he really wasn't activating my gag reflex, even though he was deep enough in my throat to do so.  I took advantage of this by pulling my head up and swirling my tongue around the tip and then sucking his cock back in until he touched the back of my throat.  I continued with slow strokes for a while and he began touching my hair and the back of my neck, gently at first and then with increasing pressure.  I'm sure he was giving me a chance to object, should I not want him to touch my head while I sucked his cock.  I know that many women don't like it when men hold onto their heads while giving head.  I am not one of those women.


Archie then said, "Let me show you something.  If you like, you can pull the foreskin down like this"  and he demonstrated pulling it down to expose the head of his cock, which I noticed was nice and thick, now that I could finally see it.  Before he exposed it, I had assumed that the head was not as thick as the shaft, but apparently this was an optical illusion caused by his foreskin, because in reality the head was quite a bit thicker than the shaft.  I took him back into my mouth, paused to say "now this feels familiar" with a little laugh, then proceeded to suck him all the way in again.  This time, I gagged a bit when the head hit the back of my throat, and I began to move a little faster, since being gagged turns me on.


He put his hands in my hair again, and then started to apply pressure to the back of my neck, letting me know that he wanted me to move faster.  I let him set the pace, and he proceeded to push on my head, harder and faster, until he was fucking my face, and I barely had time to gasp a breath before he was shoving my head back down hard onto his cock.  He began to breathe harder, and then moan, softly at first, and then with increasing volume as he thrust in and out of my mouth, faster and faster.  I started to feel a bit light headed, since I was holding my breath more than breathing at this point, but I didn't want to stop to take a breath, because I could tell that he was very close to cumming.  Finally he said "here it comes!" and with a groan pulsed a huge load of cum down my throat.  I managed to swallow it, but when his cock pulsed and shot another, equally large load, I choked and had to spit most of it out so that I could breathe.  I laughed while I gasped for air, and told him that he'd surprised me with such a large load, which was the truth.  He laughed too, while I grabbed for the "just in case" towel that I had stashed in the car, and after I wiped off my hand and chin, he gave me a lingering kiss, which having just swallowed his cum moments ago, I found to be both a sexy and gentlemanly gesture.


Archie put his arm around my shoulders and we snuggled for a little while, until a car pulled into the parking lot, and we hurriedly straightened our clothes, him pulling up his jeans and boxers which until that point were still down around his ankles.  The car left after several minutes, and we decided that getting back into the front seat, and driving back to his truck would be prudent.  When we got back to where we'd left his truck, we chatted for a while longer, but it was getting late and he still had several hours left to drive.  He kissed me goodbye, and told me how much he'd enjoyed my company, and I told him how much I'd enjoyed his, then got out of my car.  He patted his pockets, making sure he had all of his stuff, then leaned back into the car and kissed me again, told me how much he was looking forward to seeing me again, kissed me one last time, then shut the door, and climbed into his own truck.  I smiled at him, gave a little wave and then drove away still smiling, and thinking about how much fun we were going to have when Steve, Archie and I all got together.


I called Steve on the way home and let him know that I had had a lot of fun, and that I was really looking forward to swallowing more cum later.  At this point I should mention that I had been checking in with Steve every 20 - 30 minutes via email, and that this time I had actually set an alarm on my phone so that I wouldn't get so distracted that I would forget to check in.  Archie was fine with this, even though it meant that we were interrupted several times, and Steve was much happier with how I checked in this time, so I didn't have to endure a safety lecture when I finally got home.  In total I was gone for about 5 hours, which had passed pretty quickly for me.  Steve, however, was worn out from watching our kids alone all that time, so when I got home I took over for a while.  When the kids finally went to bed, I worked on this post for a little while and then we retired to the bedroom, where I was finally able to describe the night's events.  


I asked Steve to fuck my face too, because it made me hot to think of two different men fucking my face in one night.  He obliged, first with my sitting on the floor with my head resting on the bed, and finishing with me laying on my back on the bed with my head hanging off the side to give him a better face fucking angle.  When Steve shot his load down my throat, I choked again, both from the amount, and the angle at which it went down my throat, but I managed to swallow it all.  What a sexy, horny, cum-filled night.  I can't wait for Steve, Archie and I to be all together, because I know it's going to be a really fun time.

Confessions

I have a confession to make.  I have never played with an uncircumcised penis and my current obsession is to rectify that situation.  While I was browsing the new swingers site that I found a few days ago, I came across a gentleman that lives within a few hours drive of us, so I checked out his profile, and noticed in one of his pics that his cock is intact.  Oh my, I was practically drooling while I perved his picture.   I sent the guy a "wink" to let him know that I appreciated his profile, and then thought about his cock all night.  I told Steve about it, and how much I wanted to meet an uncut cock in person, which I think he just found amusing, but it made me extremely horny.  The next day the guy winked me back, so I sent him a message.  Even though I typically keep the first communications to a potential playmate pretty civilized, I told Mr. Uncut how intriguing I found his cock.  I apologized for being so forward so early on and expressed that I hoped he didn't find it offensive.  Well I shouldn't have worried, because he was quite happy to hear that I liked his cock so much.  We emailed each other back and forth, and I sent him some of my juicier pics, to which he responded appropriately (I'd like to suck those big tits, etc.).  He sent me some face pics and I was happy to discover that he's cute, not just well hung.  He's passing by our way on business today and then heading back through this weekend, so I'm hoping we're able to arrange for Steve and he to meet for drinks, because I REALLY want to set up some playtime sometime soon.  Mmmmm... can't wait to tell you all about my first taste of intact cock.  Stay tuned!