Monday, December 12, 2011

Building a Porn Delivery System

A little outside of our normal postings (if we can say that we have established such a thing this early on in our blog) but I would like to discuss a little about Monica and my "porn delivery system" or PDS that we have at our home.


Having a porn collection is something we all have and we all share the same challenges of hiding it, making it really useful and getting to it easily when we want it.  Porn is not like your normal movie collection that you want sitting out on a shelf, unless, of course, you are Barney Stinson.  So we came up with a solution.


Now before I go into specific details of how we set up our PDS, I just want to mention that I am not specifically endorsing theses particular products or suggesting that this is the only means by which to accomplish this goal.  These are products that we like and work well for us and we can tell you that they work well together.  I know people who have built similar systems using completely different components who have also met with good success. 


Our PDS consists of two main components: our porn server and our viewing machines.  For a porn server we chose the Netgear ReadyNAS Ultra 2.  This is a low cost, high quality network storage device that you can get for around $280 without hard drives.  I then added two large three terabyte hard drives to the unit (which is all that this model will hold) which are set up to be mirrored to make it rather unlikely that our porn will be lost.  (For serious protection, get an external USB hard drive as well that you can connect to the device and use that to take a backup of the whole thing too.)


What makes the ReadyNAS Ultra 2 so nice for this purpose is that it is small, attractive, completely silent, uses little power and has a built in DLNA server.  DLNA is the system that serves media files out to your home network.  Since the ReadyNAS has this, and a ton of other features, built in it makes what used to be the tough part of this process very easy.  Back when I first tried this I was building my own DLNA server using a variety of products and while it worked fine it was a lot of work and not for the casual user.  The ReadyNAS changes that pretty dramatically.  Now it is super easy to use.


The model that we have holds only two hard drives.  For those ambitious enough to think that they need more porn storage than that can handle, Netgear makes the same unit in four and six drive models.  The six drive model will provide you with as much as fifteen terabytes of porn storage.  If that isn't enough for you you need to hire someone to help with your storage needs, and maybe someone to help you with your porn addiction as well.


Getting movies onto the ReadyNAS varies in difficulty.  For us, we use DVDFab and Handbrake to take our DVD porn collection and convert the movies into small, high quality MP4 files which work great for our purposes.  For real movies we convert the whole thing.  For videos that are just a series of disconnected vignettes we convert each vignette individually so that we can watch just the ones that we want.  This works great.  We take things like the "ten dvd collection of young blondes giving head" which we convert into a thousand individual vignettes and no longer are we stuck starting at the beginning and missing the parts at the end and trying to remember which ones we liked and which ones we didn't.  This is a big improvement in how we get to use our porn collection.


Converting the porn from DVD to MP4 does take some manual effort but I find that it is worth it.  Videos that we have on DVD are never watched.  Ones on the ReadyNAS are used regularly.


Videos that we find online, like on YouPorn, have a handy download button.  We just download and copy to the ReadyNAS.  Easy as can be.


Alternatively, if you don't want a nice device like the ReadyNAS and you have a Windows desktop that is up to the task get MediaMall's PlayOn product, it works great too for more casual users.


Now that we have our videos being served onto our home network (you do have your house networked, right?) we can hook up a device to watch the videos and we will be good to go.  For this, Monica and I have selected to use Sony PlayStation 3s.  They work great.  They find the ReadyNAS (or the PlayOn software) automatically and they "just work."  Watching videos off of the ReadyNAS is as easy as can be. 


Of course you can use more than just a PlayStation.  You can use pretty much any computer, Apple TV, XBOX 360 or PlayStation 3.  Plus companies like Netgear make DLNA video devices that are designed exactly for this purpose.  These devices can be pretty inexpensive.  


What is awesome about this set up is that with minimal effort you can reduce your porn collection down to something that looks nothing like porn, take all of your porn dvds and throw out the cases and just store the discs someplace (like the basement, attic or in a storage unit buried in the back) where they will never be found but you have them just in case.  But now, your porn collection can be viewed anywhere in your home with a device that can connect to DLNA.  For us, this means in the living room, in our bedroom, in either office, anywhere with a laptop, etc.  The whole house, basically, has streaming porn on demand.  The ability to use our collection is greatly increased.


Of course you can use this system for normal movies (not just porn), music and even photos (normal photos, porn photos, photos of Monica and I... whatever strikes your fancy) that you can now watch, view or listen to anywhere in your home.  Trust me, it is a great system.


And that is how Monica and I watch porn.

Friday, December 9, 2011

TGIFMF

TGIFMF!  Thank goodness it's Fuck Me Friday!  This girl is gagging for a shag, as they say.  We've been so busy that our bedroom hasn't seen much action at all this week.  We did manage a quickie in the shower with me bent over at the end of the tub with my hands braced at either corner while Steve fucked me hard from behind. And then a couple of nights later we had a late night make-out session that ended with me on my knees on the floor while Steve came all over my breasts.  Tonight though... tonight we are going to have one of our 3 hour long, slow and thorough sessions.  I want to work on cumming more that once a session, so I'm going to ask Steve to lick me until I cum right away, so that I'll hopefully have time to build up to another orgasm.  I'm also very much in the mood for anal.  I keep thinking about playing with Archie and Steve at the same time and using a toy with Steve in my ass is the next best thing.  I'm betting that will make me cum HARD.  Hmmm... getting all turned on now just thinking about tonight.  Maybe I'll jump Steve when he comes home for lunch... 

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Mr. Uncut

Last night I met my foreign fantasy man!  We were able to fit in a little tryst on his way back through our city after his business trip.  Archie and I met in a coffee shop that I chose right on the highway on which he was driving by.  He bought me a coffee in a gentlemanly gesture that definitely came naturally to him and I was immediately charmed by his manners and his sexy accent.  We spent a couple of hours chatting and getting to know each other, and I found myself genuinely enjoying his company.  It certainly didn't hurt that he is a very attractive man and the embodiment of many a fantasy for me.  You see, I have a thing for romance novels and erotic fiction.  My favorite genre of such is historical erotic fiction, and my very favorite subject matter just happens to be the country where Archie is from.  I mentioned to him while chatting one night, that he is a wet dream come to life, and I was not exaggerating!


I decided to move things forward by asking Archie if he wanted to go for a drive.  He of course knew that I really meant, go for a drive and find a place to park for a while.  We got in my car, and I drove us to a park that I knew would be deserted on a dark and rainy evening.  Its parking lot is very visible from a main road, so while it is secluded enough for a discrete tryst, it is safe enough to meet Steve's qualifications for an appropriate location for me to take a strange man alone.  Although I felt in no way threatened by Archie, I still followed Steve's rules, since my safety is my husband's first priority, even though it isn't always mine when I'm horny.


Archie and I sat for a few minutes and chatted, both of us making sure we were comfortable with what was about to happen next.  I was eager to get started, so I suggested that we move to the third row where it was darker and we could have more room.  He followed me back and when he sat down next to me, he bent forward to kiss my neck, and began caressing my breast.  I kissed and nibbled his neck and shoulder in return, and then sat up to release my breasts from my bra so that he could have better access.  He obligingly pinched and sucked my nipples for a while, until I decided that since I was indisposed and not going to get off, I wanted to get him off instead.


I caressed my way down to his crotch, and swiftly undid his belt and the button of his jeans, and with two hands unzipped his fly.  He is not a shy man, and so quickly pulled his jeans and boxer briefs down to his knees and I got my first glimpse of his hard, intact cock.  I enjoyed touching him with my hands for a little while, since I really wanted to get the full experience, all the while wishing that it was not so dark out, so that I could have a better look.  Deciding that I would have the chance to look my fill when we have playtime together with Steve, I leaned forward and gently took him into my mouth.  The first thing I noticed was that his foreskin was was very soft, and it felt like licking velvet.  The next thing I noticed was that I was suddenly very nervous about my ability to make him cum, something I haven't felt while giving a blow job in over a decade.  I had the terrible thought "What if I can't make him cum?  What if none of my usual techniques do anything for him?"  I decided that there wasn't much for it but to carry on and hope for the best.  I wet my lips and began to slowly work his cock further and further into my mouth, until my lips were against his balls.  I pulled back all the way to the tip, and ran my tongue around the edge of his foreskin, and across the top of the head before taking him all the way into my mouth again.  I repeated this maneuver a couple more times before asking him if I was doing all right, because he was very quiet and I was still quite nervous.  He murmured something about how I was doing fine, so I took him back into my mouth.


I wasn't satisfied with how far I was able to take him in, so I moved to a kneeling position on the floor of the car.  That was better, and since I couldn't get directly in front of him because there was just not enough room, I made the best of things by forcing my head further down on his cock until I could feel him at the back of my throat.  His foreskin seemed to cushion the head of his cock so that he really wasn't activating my gag reflex, even though he was deep enough in my throat to do so.  I took advantage of this by pulling my head up and swirling my tongue around the tip and then sucking his cock back in until he touched the back of my throat.  I continued with slow strokes for a while and he began touching my hair and the back of my neck, gently at first and then with increasing pressure.  I'm sure he was giving me a chance to object, should I not want him to touch my head while I sucked his cock.  I know that many women don't like it when men hold onto their heads while giving head.  I am not one of those women.


Archie then said, "Let me show you something.  If you like, you can pull the foreskin down like this"  and he demonstrated pulling it down to expose the head of his cock, which I noticed was nice and thick, now that I could finally see it.  Before he exposed it, I had assumed that the head was not as thick as the shaft, but apparently this was an optical illusion caused by his foreskin, because in reality the head was quite a bit thicker than the shaft.  I took him back into my mouth, paused to say "now this feels familiar" with a little laugh, then proceeded to suck him all the way in again.  This time, I gagged a bit when the head hit the back of my throat, and I began to move a little faster, since being gagged turns me on.


He put his hands in my hair again, and then started to apply pressure to the back of my neck, letting me know that he wanted me to move faster.  I let him set the pace, and he proceeded to push on my head, harder and faster, until he was fucking my face, and I barely had time to gasp a breath before he was shoving my head back down hard onto his cock.  He began to breathe harder, and then moan, softly at first, and then with increasing volume as he thrust in and out of my mouth, faster and faster.  I started to feel a bit light headed, since I was holding my breath more than breathing at this point, but I didn't want to stop to take a breath, because I could tell that he was very close to cumming.  Finally he said "here it comes!" and with a groan pulsed a huge load of cum down my throat.  I managed to swallow it, but when his cock pulsed and shot another, equally large load, I choked and had to spit most of it out so that I could breathe.  I laughed while I gasped for air, and told him that he'd surprised me with such a large load, which was the truth.  He laughed too, while I grabbed for the "just in case" towel that I had stashed in the car, and after I wiped off my hand and chin, he gave me a lingering kiss, which having just swallowed his cum moments ago, I found to be both a sexy and gentlemanly gesture.


Archie put his arm around my shoulders and we snuggled for a little while, until a car pulled into the parking lot, and we hurriedly straightened our clothes, him pulling up his jeans and boxers which until that point were still down around his ankles.  The car left after several minutes, and we decided that getting back into the front seat, and driving back to his truck would be prudent.  When we got back to where we'd left his truck, we chatted for a while longer, but it was getting late and he still had several hours left to drive.  He kissed me goodbye, and told me how much he'd enjoyed my company, and I told him how much I'd enjoyed his, then got out of my car.  He patted his pockets, making sure he had all of his stuff, then leaned back into the car and kissed me again, told me how much he was looking forward to seeing me again, kissed me one last time, then shut the door, and climbed into his own truck.  I smiled at him, gave a little wave and then drove away still smiling, and thinking about how much fun we were going to have when Steve, Archie and I all got together.


I called Steve on the way home and let him know that I had had a lot of fun, and that I was really looking forward to swallowing more cum later.  At this point I should mention that I had been checking in with Steve every 20 - 30 minutes via email, and that this time I had actually set an alarm on my phone so that I wouldn't get so distracted that I would forget to check in.  Archie was fine with this, even though it meant that we were interrupted several times, and Steve was much happier with how I checked in this time, so I didn't have to endure a safety lecture when I finally got home.  In total I was gone for about 5 hours, which had passed pretty quickly for me.  Steve, however, was worn out from watching our kids alone all that time, so when I got home I took over for a while.  When the kids finally went to bed, I worked on this post for a little while and then we retired to the bedroom, where I was finally able to describe the night's events.  


I asked Steve to fuck my face too, because it made me hot to think of two different men fucking my face in one night.  He obliged, first with my sitting on the floor with my head resting on the bed, and finishing with me laying on my back on the bed with my head hanging off the side to give him a better face fucking angle.  When Steve shot his load down my throat, I choked again, both from the amount, and the angle at which it went down my throat, but I managed to swallow it all.  What a sexy, horny, cum-filled night.  I can't wait for Steve, Archie and I to be all together, because I know it's going to be a really fun time.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Confessions

I have a confession to make.  I have never played with an uncircumcised penis and my current obsession is to rectify that situation.  While I was browsing the new swingers site that I found a few days ago, I came across a gentleman that lives within a few hours drive of us, so I checked out his profile, and noticed in one of his pics that his cock is intact.  Oh my, I was practically drooling while I perved his picture.   I sent the guy a "wink" to let him know that I appreciated his profile, and then thought about his cock all night.  I told Steve about it, and how much I wanted to meet an uncut cock in person, which I think he just found amusing, but it made me extremely horny.  The next day the guy winked me back, so I sent him a message.  Even though I typically keep the first communications to a potential playmate pretty civilized, I told Mr. Uncut how intriguing I found his cock.  I apologized for being so forward so early on and expressed that I hoped he didn't find it offensive.  Well I shouldn't have worried, because he was quite happy to hear that I liked his cock so much.  We emailed each other back and forth, and I sent him some of my juicier pics, to which he responded appropriately (I'd like to suck those big tits, etc.).  He sent me some face pics and I was happy to discover that he's cute, not just well hung.  He's passing by our way on business today and then heading back through this weekend, so I'm hoping we're able to arrange for Steve and he to meet for drinks, because I REALLY want to set up some playtime sometime soon.  Mmmmm... can't wait to tell you all about my first taste of intact cock.  Stay tuned!

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Our First MFM: Part 2

Tyler donned a condom (all safe-sex here folks) then entered me from behind while I sucked Steve's cock down to his balls.  I let Tyler's thrusting set the rhythm of Steve's cock sliding in and out of my mouth as I finally took cock from both ends for the first time.


Oh my, bliss!  I was made for this.  Finally impaled by hard cock at both ends.  These were the thoughts running through my mind as Tyler rammed me from behind and forced my head down onto Steve's cock over and over again.  All too soon it was over, as Tyler succumbed to pleasure and became the first man besides my husband to cum inside me in over a decade.  I have a feeling he won't be the last.


Since we had what I had nicknamed the "Bow-chicka-wow-wow Suite" complete with heart-shaped jacuzzi tub, we decided to make use of the facilities and take a soak in the tub.  In hindsight, this was probably not the best idea, since the hot water and jets were a bit too soothing for the guys, and resulted in a sleepy, relaxed state, instead of a "let's get it on" state of mind.  We hung out in the tub for about an hour with me in the point of the heart and Steve and Tyler in each of the curves.  As it was not quite built for three, it was a bit of a squeeze, but we managed to fit, and I didn't mind being the buffer between the very straight guys who would not have found touching each other to be a turn on.  Steve, who had imbibed on quite a bit of bourbon, chatted on for a while about various topics including our encounter with our first unicorn and the progress of setting up the second.  Meanwhile, Tyler and I teased each other under the water, unbeknownst to Steve, although he definitely would have approved of the activity.  When Tyler finally slipped his fingers inside me again, I was ready to get out of the tub and get started on round 2.


After drying off a bit, we retired to the bed, and Tyler and I started kissing and pawing each other enthusiastically while Steve watched.  Steve joined us on the bed, and when I switched to kissing him, Tyler got up and put a condom on so that he was ready to attempt our next feat: the DP.  Having never tried double penetration before (in our case, anal and vag at the same time, not double vag) Steve and I were not aware of how truly difficult this is to actually manage.  Steve and I had previously discussed that since he has the bigger cock, he would get the front, and Tyler would get the back.  We tried the 3 of us laying on our sides with me in the middle, we tried Steve sitting in the chair with me straddling him and Tyler behind, we tried Steve sitting on the edge of the bed with me facing him and Tyler behind, we even tried Steve holding me in the air, and none of it was successful.  Both guys had trouble staying hard and we just never managed to figure out DP, so we decided to save it for next time.


Steve suggested that I sit on his face, so I did, and leaned over to the side to suck Tyler's cock at the same time.  After a few minutes I managed to make Tyler cum in my mouth this time.  Steve was falling asleep when he was supposed to be licking me, so I made him switch positions so that I was lying on my back while he ate my pussy.  It was late, much bourbon had been consumed and Steve was quite tired, which resulted it in taking a LONG time for him to make me cum.  So long, in fact, that Tyler fell asleep at some point, and missed the actual moment when I finally came.  My thrashing must have woken him, though, because shortly thereafter, he got up and decided it was time for him to go.


When it was just the two of us again, Steve and I snuggled in bed and talked about what we'd liked best (for both of us it was when I sucked Steve's cock while Tyler did me from behind).  We kissed and touched, and had plans for Steve to cum on my tits, since he was the only one who hadn't cum yet, but at some point we both fell asleep.  I woke up first and after waking Steve, and making sure he came on my tits, as we'd planned, I quickly showered, and then we headed home and back to our real lives. - Monica


Doing Monica from both ends was quite the amazing experience.  It will take some practice for us to really get it down to an art but for a first try I must say that it went extremely well.  


I sat down on the armchair and directed Monica to get on her hands and knees on the ottoman.  This put her in good position to take both of us and I would probably recommended that again.  Very convenient.


I always love a good blow job, that goes without saying.  Having Monica take cock in her pussy while I am down her throat really adds to the experience.  It is like having live porn to watch while getting an awesome blow job.  Feeling her mouth lunge forward down my shaft every time that he thrust into her added even more.


I think that a big part of the swinging experience is being able to live vicariously through the sexual pleasures of your partner.  I get off on Monica feeling pleasure and she does to me as well.  If you are lacking the ability to experience pleasure in this way then, at least for couples, I would find it hard to recommend the experience, but once you are at that point and can experience pleasure through your partner then suddenly the lifestyle makes so much more sense.


The whole two cocks in my wife at once experience did not last very long but it was great while it did.  Ty came pretty quickly while pounding Monica on her hands and knees.  It is hard not to cum quickly donig her in that position as I have myself discovered on many an occasion.  Tonight was, admittedly, about getting comfortable with everything and getting over the nervousness, getting some logistics down, etc.  Tonight was never supposed to be the end all of MFM sex.  This was expected to just be the practice round.


From that experience it was on to the hot tub for some relaxation which was nice even if it resulted in a general cooling off of the overall sexual climate.  I think that a hot tub will be better for when there are two couples and one pair needs time to relax while the other keeps going or it might even be okay for an FMF where the two girls are enough to keep me excited even with warm water and whatnot.  But for an MFM, as Monica pointed out, it is probably not the best idea.  


After more bourbon and a long bought in the hot tub we tried a V/A DP with me in Monica's pussy and Ty planning to join us through her back door.  Ty has pulled this off before and was telling us that it is pretty hard to actually do in real life.  We have tried this with me and a toy before and it has always been incredibly hard and we have never really been able to do it unless the toy was small and specifically designed for this type of thing.  The DP didn't end up working.  Too much logistical struggle considering how tired, drunk and worn out we all were.  We will make a special effort to make that work next time.  Monica really wants us to stretch her out like that and I'm sure that it will be a lot of fun.  Just need to figure out how to make it work.


Our final vignette for the evening was Monica sitting on my face getting eaten out while she sucked down Ty's cock again.  She loves giving head and cannot get enough of fresh penis.  She's been fantasizing about it for a week now ever since she got it in her mouth in the back seat of the car.  As Monica pointed out, I was completely exhausted at this point and was falling asleep from time to time while eating her out.  I just couldn't help it.  I was having a good time but it has been a long week and I had a bit of bourbon to ensure that I was not stressing out tonight.  I definitely didn't stress but keeping coherent ended up being the long term problem.


Ty came in Monica's mouth giving her his second load to swallow in a week.  Am I the only one who finds his wife swallowing cum hot?  I'd prefer her taking it on her face, but swallowing is good too.  Ty passed out almost immediately and I finished Monica off and shortly thereafter Tyler took off for the night leaving Monica and I to start working on me.  We put in a bit of time but it was very, very late at that point - we had been having sex for five hours by then - and we both passed out.  


We woke up about two hours later, still naked and wrapped around each other.  So I came rather quickly, squirting onto Monica's tits like she had been hoping for all night and then we packed up and headed back home to get some real sleep.


All in all it was about as good first MFM experience as we could have hoped for.  After such a good first FMF maybe we've just been lucky but so far things have just been great.  It's not that it was the most amazing sex imaginable - it was that nothing went wrong.  Everything was comfortable and everything was fun.  We will be able to do this again without any problem at all which I know is going to make Monica very, very happy.  - Steve

Our First MFM: Part 1

So after a week and a half of flirting via IM and texting, one interview with Steve and an impromptu make-out and blowjob session between Tyler and I in a parking lot, the three of us were ready to get together.  We chose a hotel midway between our locations that turned out to be in a section of town full of strip clubs and liquor stores, so perfect for what we had in mind.  Steve and I arrived first so that he could shower, we could get comfortable with the room and fill the jacuzzi tub, and I could loosen up with a drink before Tyler appeared.  I dressed for the occasion in a sexy little dress, 4" heels, and a teeny black fishnet thong.  Steve wore nice jeans and a button-down shirt, and Tyler arrived in shorts, a t-shirt and sneakers, so I think I over-dressed for the occasion, lol.  Tyler eventually told me that I looked very sexy, though, so I'm calling the outfit choice a win.  A girl does want to look nice for the men that are about to fuck her, after all.


Tyler arrived and mixed himself a drink and we all chatted for a bit, making small talk, like how Steve and I met, how long we've been together, how long we've been married, how long we've been into swinging, and general small talk like that.  After a bit I felt like sitting down, because 4" heels are not a normal footwear choice for me, so I sat on the bed and patted the spot next to me for Ty to sit down, while Steve sat nearby in a comfy armchair.  The chatting went on for a little while longer, while I made sure that my skirt was high enough to show an inviting amount of thigh.  I had had just about enough of the idol chatter, so I moved a bit closer to Tyler and he obligingly started rubbing my neck and back.  I started to get rather hot at this point, and I have no idea what the guys were discussing, as my only thought was how I was about to have two cocks at once, and finally fulfill that long-time desire.


I honestly can't remember what Steve said, but it was something encouraging, and suddenly Tyler and I turned to each other and started making out.  It was very hot making out with another man in front of my husband, and when Tyler reached around to fondle my breast, I went from aroused to soaking wet in an instant.  Ty reached down the back of my dress and expertly undid my bra one-handed (always a nice skill to have) and I decided that I was wearing too many clothes and quickly pulled my dress over my head, threw my bra aside, and let "the girls" (as I affectionately call my 40DDD's) swing free to play.  I LOVE having my nipples sucked hard, and as Ty was aware of this from our parking lot encounter, he wasted no time in sucking my right nipple into his mouth with just the right amount of pressure to cause another flood of wetness.  Tyler eased me back onto the bed holding my tit with my nipple still hard in his mouth, and dove his other hand into my panties, said "wow you're wet" and proceeded to finger me with the most skill I've ever experienced.  I was happy to learn that his expert fingering in the car was not a fluke, but a true and repeatable skill.  Man that guy can finger fuck!  Holy shit!  He knew EXACTLY where my g-spot is and went right for it over and over again until I was moaning in pleasure.  At this point, Steve joined us on the bed after slipping my panties off to give Tyler better access, as Ty had just pushed them aside to finger me.


Now as an aside, it is very difficult to make me cum.  I'm not exaggerating when I say that even Steve thinks that it's sometimes impossible to achieve and at best requires at least an hour of dedicated attention if attempting to make me cum by fingering or oral methods.  I can come via vag penetration much more quickly, most of the time, but not always.  So the fact that I did not cum for Tyler at that point is in no way a reflection of his skill, it's just that I can't always cum, even when I really want to.


Anyway, as Steve joined us on the bed, Tyler slid down and began licking my pussy while Steve and I kissed.  This went on for a while, as Tyler diligently tried his hardest to make me cum, and while it felt amazing I was unable to do so.  Eventually Ty climbed back up onto the bed and I quickly undressed him so that I could get down to what I'd been waiting for: sucking another man's cock in front of Steve.  Oh my, so hot!  Steve sat back to watch while I sucked Tyler down to his balls which elicited an "Oh my God, that's incredible!"


My blowjob philosophy is that your mouth and hand never belong on a cock at the same time, except when directing the aforementioned cock into your mouth.  The "but his cock is too big, so I need to use my hand too" argument is bullshit.  You don't need to take the whole length in to make it good, you just need to take it as deep as you can until you're gagging on it, and that's how you know it's deep enough.  Trust me ladies, every man wants to gag you with his cock, because that shit is HOT.  For all you guys reading this, feel free to share this info with your ladies, and you're welcome.


Now, being the dedicated slutty wife that I am, I wanted to make sure I proceeded to use all of my considerable cock-sucking skills on Tyler to put on a good show for Steve.  I slowly took all of Tyler's cock in my mouth and then slid it back out and swirled my tongue around the tip before taking it all in again.  Every few strokes Tyler would grab the back of my head and force his cock deep into my throat until I gagged, which resulted in appreciative moaning from both of my guys, Tyler because of how it felt, and Steve because of how it looked.  Steve knows that I love to gag on a hard cock, and Tyler's cock was the perfect size to fit deeply down my throat and gag me hard, so Steve was aware of how turned on I was getting by sucking that cock.  I could tell Ty was getting close to cumming, due to the amount of pre-cum I was licking off the tip during my tongue-swirl move, when Steve ordered me to come over and kneel on the ottoman in front of his chair so that I could give him head while Tyler fucked me from behind.  I reluctantly released Tyler's cock from my mouth, because I was really hoping to make him cum that way, but I obeyed Steve, because that's what good, cock-submissive wives do, and went over to kneel on the ottoman. - Monica


I'll be the first to admit that I was a bit nervous going into an MFM threesome with my wife.  Even though I was incredibly confident that I was going to be fine with her doing "stuff" with another guy and even though they had fooled around a few days ago and that had gone really well (as in it didn't bother me in the least) there was always concern that actually seeing it would make me react negatively.  So I was worried from that angle even though pretty minimally.  I tend to be a very logical person and I know that she had sex with many guys before we met and that has never bothered me in any way whatsoever (and would be ridiculous if it did) and she is only having sex now if and when I let her (or tell her to) so emotionally it should be exactly the same.  This is something that we are doing together just like our FMF was a few weeks ago.


The bigger nervousness just came from performance anxiety.  I've never had to perform sexually with another guy in the room and being completely straight this can lead to some degree of awkwardness that, in turn, leads to a lack of performance. 


We were all a bit nervous so we kicked things off with the bourbon.  Monica and I are both straight whiskey drinkers which makes it all very easy, even in the hotel.  The hotel was hilarious, by the way.  It turned out to be right in the middle of the strip club, alternative lifestyle district and we had no idea.  The hotel itself was quite obviously primarily used for trysts and they rather expect people to be using the rooms only temporarily.  The decor was hilariously "upscale porno" as well.


Once Ty arrived we didn't waste much time.  I took the armchair and let him sit on the bed next to Monica who was definitely dressed to impress.  I'm really glad that she has recently taken to wearing heels and short skirts as these are my favorites.


We talked for a little bit but not long.  Monica and Ty have been dying to get naked and have some real fun after their brief encounter last week.  I told Monica that she should start unrobing (at which point she corrected tipsy Steve that it is disrobing)  so that Ty could have access to her breast.  They started to make out and her helped her out of her dress.  It was not long before I assisted by pulling off her thong too.  


Getting to watch my wife get naked and make out with another man was, not surprisingly, pretty hot.  I had been pretty sure that I was going to really enjoy this and I was correct.  Getting to sit in the arm chair, sip my bourbon and watch him finger her, suck her tits and kiss was like having my own, personal, live porn performance and it is ever so much hotter when it is your own wife and you are in control of everything - and get to take her home when it is finished too.


It was not too long before I decided to undress and join them on the bed myself.  Making out with my wife as she moaned relentlessly from Ty licking and fingering her was truly amazing.  And at one point we both sucked on her tits at the same time too.  I took the right one; Ty took the left one.  Monica seemed to like that a lot.


I've always been a fan of blowjobs.  I like receiving them, watching them and I especially like how good Monica is at giving them.  She knows not just how to make them incredibly pleasurable physically but how to be amazingly submissive while doing them too.  She likes being gagged, taking them deep in her throat and even swallowing.  So when she went down on Ty and took him in her mouth it was great to watch and he sure seemed to be enjoying it too.


The thing that I've most been looking forward to getting to do with another man around is doing Monica from both ends - one in her mouth and one in her pussy.  There is a scene in the porn classic Scheherazade: 1001 Erotic Nights where the sultana's lover brings out a slave to stick his dick in her mouth while her lover fucks her and for years Monica has gone from moist to dripping at that scene.  It was that scene that first prompted the discussion as to whether or not I would be okay with trying an MFM.  It is a really well done MFM scene and now, years after seeing it and discussing it, we are finally playing it out.


So I was pretty excited to finally get to try doing Monica from both ends.  We've discussed for a while whether I would want to be the one in her mouth or in her pussy when we first try it.  I figured if we are going to have her having sex with other guys that the best introduction for me to her taking other cock vaginally was going to be if I was down her throat at the time.  Not just me watching someone do her but the two of us truly sharing her.  - Steve

Thursday, November 17, 2011

The Head in the Parking Lot

I met Tyler one night while perusing web cams on a swinger-friendly adult website.  I clicked his cam and he was clothed and not doing anything freaky, so I paused for a moment, and when he sent me a chat request I answered it.  I had had a bad experience on the same site a couple of nights before, where this freak wanted me to tell him how small his dick was.  He actually typed in a hick accent so that I could picture what his voice must sound like "I wont you to tell me I have the smallest dick you ever seen."  Yeah, NOT a turn-on and believe it or not, his 3 incher was not the smallest I'd ever seen, although it was far from impressive.  At any rate, I decided that I would ignore "Show me your tits" types of messages and approach this manhunt from a new perspective.  I was going to have a normal conversation with someone before we got down to being nasty.  To this end, I started out by joking around about the freaks I'd encountered the night before, and then told a silly and non-sex related story.  Tyler lol'd at my jokes, and we had a nice conversation.  Nice enough that I ended up turning on my web cam so that he could see that I was a real person too.


We spent pretty much the entire next day chatting on yahoo while he was supposed to be working, and by this time we had turned to heavy flirting and innuendo.  In other words, the good stuff.  That night we cammed together, and I ended up in nothing but my panties while he jerked off for me, ending in a very sexy and impressive cum shot.  I was practically drooling as I watched his cock pulse once, and then shoot cum over and over again over his hand and belly.  That night Steve and I had awesome sex, and he made me cum hard using my favorite toy and telling me to imagine that it was Tyler's cock inside me.  So very, very hot.  


I knew that I wanted to meet Tyler in person, so I asked Steve if we could arrange a face to face meet between just the guys so that Steve could make sure he wasn't a weirdo.  We decided that this is the safest and easiest way to screen someone, since we don't need to get a babysitter if Steve goes alone.  We arranged the meet for a couple of days later, and Tyler and I spent the next few days flirting in IM, and basically making each other extremely horny.  On the day of the meet, I was incredibly horny all day thinking about how my man was going to meet another man at a bar to decide if the man was going to get to fuck his wife. OMG!  So f-ing hot!  I mentioned to Tyler that I wished that I could just meet him in a parking lot somewhere and suck his cock.  He wished it too, and then it suddenly occurred to me, why not?  


I asked Steve what he thought of the idea, and while he was shocked that I would want to do that - meet a strange man in a parking lot to give him a blow job - he thought the idea sounded pretty hot.  We agreed that if I kept in touch via phone while I was out, that it would be okay.  I told Tyler that we were a go for meeting up somewhere after he and Steve met, and Tyler passed that screening, and Tyler was like "Wait! What?  Really?" and when I said yes, I learned that he had just 10 minutes before promised a friend that they could watch football together at Tyler's place.  We decided that we'd try to meet after the screening and before the game, but I didn't really think there was time.  It turned out that I was right, and Ty;er went home to meet his friend after he met with Steve, but Steve suggested that maybe Tyler and I could meet after the football game was over, because it really wouldn't be that late.  


Tyler and I texted during the whole football game about how we just wished it was over or that his friend would leave early, until finally the friend was gone, Tyler was free, and we were setting up an actual meeting place.  We chose a Wal-Mart parking lot, which is funny, but works because it was a 24 hour Wal-mart with a well lit lot so that if I got in trouble, I wouldn't be isolated.  We have a car with 3 rows of seats and tinted windows, so I wasn't really concerned that passersby would be able to see us in the back.  I dressed for the occasion in tall brown boots, a skimpy black thong, a brown skirt and a short-sleeved sweater top and topped it with a skinny scarf and a corduroy blazer.  I wore my hair down and straight and I think with my glasses, I looked a lot like a sexy librarian.  I was really hoping Tyler was going to be into that, because I pretty much was just dressing in something I would wear to go out to dinner.


I arrived at the designated parking lot and texted Tyler where to find me.  I saw his car pull up and he parked a row behind me and a few cars over, got out and came up to the passenger door, which I had left unlocked, and got in.  Suddenly, my mouth went completely dry and I had no idea what to say, so I just told Tyler that I was really nervous, and he admitted that he was a bit nervous too.  I was relieved to note that my creepy detector was not activated in the slightest, and he really seemed to be as normal as I'd hoped he would be based on our conversations.  I checked in with Steve, as we had discussed. and let Tyler know what I was doing.  He just said "Of course you should check in!" which was definitely the appropriate response. 


We made small talk for about 15 minutes while I calmed my nerves.  At one point he asked if I would take off my blazer so he could see my outfit so I did.  And then he asked to see my boots, so I lifted up my skirt to show him the tops of my boots, and then a little higher to show him some thigh.  He put his hand on my bare skin, and I decided it was time to switch to the backseat.  He had been waiting for me to get comfortable enough to suggest it, and eagerly agreed that we should switch to the back.  I quickly checked in with Steve, then we decided to climb from the front to the back so he had a nice view of my ass as I climbed over the console and to the 3rd row of seats.  


He climbed over too and sat next to me, and it was only a moment before put his arm behind my head and pulled me in for a kiss.  His kiss was soft and undemanding and I knew that he was trying not to come on too strong so that I would feel safe.  It suddenly occurred to me that I was kissing a man that wasn't Steve in the backseat of our car, and with a flood of wetness between my legs, I sighed and pulled Tyler closer with my hand in his hair.  That was all the encouragement he needed, and his kiss became more insistent as his hand traveled down my side and around my front to cup my breast.  I could feel myself getting wetter by the moment as he touched me, and I pulled my top and bra down so that he could have access to my nipples, which he immediately began to suck.  At the same time, his free hand slid down my belly and lifted my skirt to reveal the little black thong I was wearing.   He said "Mmmmmm nice panties and nice boots.  I love this look it's so sexy.  And I love a girl in glasses."  So unknowingly I had dressed like one of his wet dreams come to life, and that knowledge made me feel extra sexy, so I got even wetter.  He slipped his hand into my  panties and said "Oh my god you're so wet!" and then pushed 2 fingers inside me and I lost the ability to think or speak for a moment, because he found my g-spot and began to finger fuck me with more skill than I've ever felt in my life.  As I was wishing he would never stop, he pulled his fingers out and stroked my clit hard, which is not how I like it at all, and I had to tell him to be softer, so the orgasm that had been building slipped away, and never did come back, even though I immensely enjoyed myself and just got wetter and wetter all night.  After about an hour of kissing and him fingering me, I let him off the hook about trying to make me cum first (which he had told me at the beginning that he planned to do) and after checking in with Steve again, reached for the button on his pants so that I could finally suck his cock like I'd been fantasizing about for days.  


Since we were in the car, he kept his pants on, and just unzipped to give me access through the slit in his boxers.  Not my ideal way to give head, because I prefer full access to the entire cock and balls while I suck it, but I wasn't going to complain, given the situation.  I took him in my mouth and stroked slowly down as far as I could in that position, then stroked just as slowly back up and swirled my tongue around the head before descending again.  He said "I'm going to cum already" and pushed my head down hard on his cock so that I was taking it in as far as it would go, and then I felt his cum spurting down the back of my throat.  It was a large load, and I had to swallow over and over again to take it all, but eventually he stopped and let go of my head, and since I hadn't had nearly enough of his cock, I kept sucking it for several more minutes while he exclaimed things like "Oh my God that's incredible!"


Suddenly we saw swirling orange lights, and the security truck drove very slowly by my car, while we ducked down and hurriedly straightened our clothes.  I looked up and realized that every window in the car was fogged over, and I was sure it was obvious that something was going down in there.  After the security truck passed, we hurriedly climbed into the front seat, said goodbye and he went back to his car and drive off.  I left right behind him and arrived home 5 minutes later to find Steve waiting for me.  It turns out that my check-ins, which I had typed as hurriedly as I could in my lust-filled haze, were actually the same 2 words every time, and Steve wasn't sure if I was alive or had become the victim of a serial killer.  After lecturing me about safety, which I deserved, we retired to the bedroom so that I could tell Steve all about my encounter, and so that he could give me the orgasm that I'd been waiting for all night. - Monica


Monica filled in the details of the actual encounter and as I wasn't really involved directly, I'll leave all of that to her.  I was pretty surprised when she messaged me at the office and told me that she wanted to meet up with Tyler, whom she had never met in person before, to give him a backseat blowjob tonight.  The whole process of finding a guy to join us and setting things up had gone very quickly over the last few days when Monica really started making an actual effort to find someone for our initial MFM experience.  But she has been just crazy horny for days so I guess that I should not have been surprised.


From the office I ran over to a bar at which Monica had set up for Tyler and I to meet.  While geographically convenient for me the setting was one of the weirdest ever.  This was one odd bar.  Tyler and I had a few beers and just shot the shit for an hour or so.  The point wasn't to get specific details or anything, just to make sure that we were both comfortable with everything and to make sure he wasn't scary or creepy.  We got along fine.  We aren't the type of people who would likely hang out together in "real life" but we got along just fine and that's probably best considering the reason for us meeting.


I tried to get things set up so that Monica could meet him back at the bar right after I left and took over watching the kids at home but I didn't realize that he had a football game to go home and watch so that did not work out as planned.  So we both left but I mentioned that maybe Monica could come out and meet him later after the game.  He was pretty surprised when I suggested that and couldn't believe that she would go out so late.  I was surprised that anyone planning on getting surprise sex, or nearly sex, on an evening would call it a day just because it was "late-ish".  Sex is worth a certain amount of effort.  If you can't stay up an hour late for it, you are doing it wrong.


I got home and Monica was really worried about how the meeting had gone.  Tyler saw his first pictures of her (face pics that is) while at the bar so she was nervous that he was going to change his mind and back out or something.  But she was relieved that it sounded like he wanted to come out later in the evening after his game and get together at that point.  So we had a few hours to figure out the logistics of the whole thing.


Monica kept recommending the most ridiculous places.  It is clear that, at least when she is horny, she is completely focused on privacy and not security.  The two are mutually exclusive.  If you want to be as alone as possible, you are in the most danger possible.  Meeting new people needs to be done in public as much as you can get away with doing.  She was coming up with the parking lots of parks in total darkness where no one could see or hear her if necessary - not a good idea at all for meeting someone that she had never met before.  This isn't like when I would take my high school girlfriend out onto an desolate back road for a backseat adventure - this is meeting someone new for the first time and safety needs to be high on the checklist.  I kept recommending safe places and she kept countering with less safe places.  Finally I was able to explain the value of lights and people and she understood.  So we picked the Walmart parking lot as it is mostly empty but sits on two very main roads, is well lit and has some amount of traffic around the clock as they are always open - just not always busy.  Perfect location for something like this.  No one is going to bother them there but she can get someone's attention really easily if necessary.


Monica was quite nervous leading up to the meeting and changed her clothes a few times and kept texting Tyler.  Finally she was off.  I was a little nervous and a little excited as the whole thing was going well and I knew that Monica was really into the whole experience.  I am very glad that we had the FMF first and that Monica had let me have sex with her friend before we tried this or I might not have been nearly as comfortable.  But as it was I was surprised with how comfortable I was with everything.  


It was strange being home alone while my wife was off meeting a strange man in a parking lot to give him head.  I had a lot of work to do so busied myself getting caught up on a backlog of work while she was gone.  I was a bit anxious for her to get home for many reasons - to make sure that she was safe, to find out how it went and, of course, to get some.


When Monica finally got back she had been gone nearly two hours.  Now that is two hours including driving to and from, some quick grocery shopping that she had done ahead of time (hey, she was at the all night Walmart after all and now she was legitimately a customer on this particular trip) and the time in the car itself so not a surprising amount of time but a good, long time for me to have been home alone wondering how it was going.


I got a quick recap of how things went.  It only took a second to see that she was really, really happy with the whole thing and that she was ready to explode with sexual energy.  We were off to the bedroom in no time, clothes off, into bed and then I got all of the naughty details as I fucked my wife.  It turned out, as expected, to be immensely hot and erotic and we had some really amazing sex.  - Steve