In the Swing Set

First Guest

2012-02-02T10:03:00.002-06:00

Since we had been talking to Tyler for a while and met him a few times, we decided he would be a good candidate for our first house guest. I decided to go for casual sexy, so I chose skinny jeans and a v-neck top for his visit, and paired it with a sexy black lace thong and black bra. When Tyler arrived, we mixed him a drink and then he and I retired to the couch while Steve got some work done. It was seconds before we were all over each other and full out making out on the couch. In no time, my pants were unbuttoned and Tyler was rubbing me through my panties. He murmured about how wet I was then kissed me again.

I wanted to be naked so I took Tyler by the hand and led him to our bedroom. He was a man on a mission though, and had me naked and on my back on the bed in no time flat. Once I was in position at the edge of the bed, he knelt on the floor between my legs and began licking my pussy. For an hour he licked and fingered me and brought me to the brink of orgasm over and over, but I never actually came. During that time, Steve came in, took a shower and joined us on the bed, but I was in such a haze of pleasure, that I'm not sure how long we were at it before he came in. Eventually Tyler gave up and let Steve take over.

While Steve licked me with the expertise that comes from over a decade together, Tyler got on his knees above me and began to fuck my mouth. He came pretty quickly, and then sucked and played with my nipples while he watched Steve lick me until I came in a body-thrashing rush. Steve licked me for several minutes while I came and came and came, and Tyler got to witness one of my orgasms, at last.

When I was finally done, Tyler got up and left, because he had an early day in the morning. Steve flipped me over and put me up on my hands and knees and then fucked me from behind until he came. In a nice change of pace, we went to bed just after 1 am, both thoroughly satisfied.

Monica and the Magic Phone

2012-01-27T03:33:00.001-06:00

If you watch How I Met Your Mother then you might know an episode in which Barney goes to the Super Bowl and manages to get on national television holding a sign with his phone number on it. The number belongs to a cell phone and shortly after the Super Bowl the phone begins to ring... and ring.

What starts off as the most amazing idea to meet women ever turns into a curse as Barney is trapped believing that each successive caller may be hotter and more desirable than the last. He can never be happy with the woman that he is with because the next one might be better and there is an unlimited number of women calling. So rather than enjoying any of them he spends all of this time trying to be sure that he selects the best one.

It would seem that for Monica a similar situation is playing out. Being an active player who is actually meeting guys (and girls) makes her a very hot commodity plus we are far younger than the average swinging couple, do a lot more and with cleavage like that, well, there is just bound to be some interest. There is so much interest, in fact, that she is completely overwhelmed by the constant deluge of guys looking to get with her. The guys come in all shapes and sizes, from multiple countries, different states, all kinds of ages, you name it.

Don't get me wrong, this process is very interesting and we have been meeting a lot of very cool people. But the culling and vetting process is becoming a little cumbersome as we have so many potentially good people to sift through. It is certainly hot finding out that there is a practically limitless number of guys (and many girls as well) who are very, very interested in boning my wife and I am, apparently, very envied. But it creates a very odd situation.

Effectively, with minimal effort, Monica could be meeting a new guy every single night. Potentially more than one a night - as fast as I would be able to screen them. This causes no end of potential problems. Swinging and our lifestyle can very easily become a completely consuming activity using up every possible waking hour. Between time spent finding new people, gaining their interest, putting in the time to determine if they are worth pursuing, doing an initial screening, then the more meaningful meeting and then finally getting together - well easily we could be doing nothing else.

For me, as you would imagine, finding women or even couples looking to play is extremely hard. I am finding some but I sure do not have the queue that Monica does. She is really having fun with this, though. Can't deny that.

So now the challenge for Monica is going to be figuring out how to cut back and leverage the harem of men that she has already amassed rather than spending all of her time trying to find new people with whom she will never have time to meet up. - Steve

New Pictures for January

2012-01-24T09:09:00.001-06:00

Monica wanted some new pictures taken this weekend. Both she and I have been dieting heavily this year and every few weeks we need new clothes and now, new pictures. This is our second round of pictures of her since starting the diet. The diet has been going great and we have both lost a lot. Next project will be pics of me since we are asked for them all of the time. Soon, I promise. In the meantime...

Steve's First Night Out

2012-01-24T09:06:00.004-06:00

When we first started "playing", Monica and I were unsure where we were going to stand on the same room / separate room decision. Monica was leaning towards same room while I was leaning towards separate room but no final decision had been made. At that time we were thinking that primarily our activities would be limited to swapping with other couples and the question seemed pretty obvious.

Fast forward to now and what we have found is that finding couples with whom to swap is hard but finding singles interested in one or both of us is, relatively, easy. So our questions and decisions are now being made from a very different perspective than the one we originally imagined.

If you have been reading the blog, you will be aware that we have been heading down the "play alone" path for some time ever since Monica began meeting guys ahead of our play sessions to give them head in anticipation of the "main event." A few weeks ago I finally got the chance for my own playing alone fun.

It was with my friend that I met online in "A Surprise Meeting", we had put our playing on hold for the holidays but we were both available now and Monica was able to stay home with the kids so that I could go out and play.

We made our plans quickly, I rented a hotel room near where she lives a town over, and headed over there around ten after the kids had gone to bed for the night. I picked up a six pack of beer just in case it was needed but left it in the car assuming that I would not want to have it with me. I also grabbed a Monster as I have been completely exhausted as of late and have energy for tonight's sessions is going to be tough.

My "date" arrived late having gotten lost trying to find the hotel. I had a book with me so I was happily reading while I was waiting. Not a big deal.

My friend came in the door and it was knock knock, "Hey, good to see you again.".... kissing standing at the foot of the bed. No time wasted there. I assure you I was ready for small talk but she jumped straight to tongue action and in under twenty seconds was stripping down ready to get it on. She left nothing for me to do, her clothes were on the floor in a flash and she was climbing in to bed.

So I got undressed and joined her in the bed. She turned on the television, I guess for background noise but with the talk shows that she was selecting it was a bit disconcerting as the television was so close to us. Not nearly as good as having porn on, that is for sure.

It only took a minute of sucking our her firm double D tits before my right hand slid down her stomach, spread her legs and was pushing a finger or two into her very wet and very ready pussy. Her pussy was shaved and eager. It was only a minute more before her first orgasm. It has been a long time since I was last with someone who comes so quickly and easily. Monica is not multi-orgasmic so I have adapted to that mode of sex which involved a long buildup and eventually a single, hopefully massive, orgasm that lasts and lasts when done right. But the orgasms tonight were fast and frequent.

Throughout the evening she probably came around twenty times. My record was making a girl come thirty-four times but that was set in around 1997 with an eighteen year old blonde that I had practice with and she only had to stop from exhaustion (hers, not mine.) It is a nice change of pace to have the rapid orgasm experience again.

And, like the blonde girl that I so adeptly pleasured all those years ago, tonight's playmate was a squirter. Now Monica is jealous. She has always wanted to play with a squirter and thinks that it is so hot that I had one fifteen years ago and she has been looking for one for a long time now. And now that I am playing with one, Monica isn't here. It will happen eventually, but she has been wanting to try it for so long now.

The squirting was not all that intense, it was just a little bit. My old squirting partner from the late 90s was a real pro which is hot and sexy but really messy and difficult to manage when you can't avoid it. But I'll cover that another time.

We had a nice time. For a women with a kid in her early forties her body was firm and her breasts were ample. She was actually taller than me as well, just by a little bit, and I am no short. I'm definitely not tall, but average for a guy.

The sex was good. I made her come from fingering her over and over and then about three times when I went down and ate her pussy. Monica will attest to the fact that my pussy licking skills have taken a leap forward in the last few weeks. Some recent stylistic changes and yielded impressive results so it was nice to get to test these out on a very willing new subject.

It was not a late night. Probably two hours of sex, tops. Once she had come... a lot, I donned my condom and put her on her hands and knees on the side of the bed so that I could stand on the floor beside the bed and penetrate her doggie style - one of my favorite positions.

Sliding my cock into her waiting, black pussy lead me to discover how small her pussy was. And I don't mean tight, it was probably average in that regards, but it was hard to fit my cock into her as her pussy interior was small and somewhat shallow. I had to work to squeeze myself in but she enjoyed it and soon I was pounding away on her.

She came once while I was pounding against her little black ass and then when I came the force of my orgasm sent her over edge into a thrashing orgasm of her own. Unfortunately she lost control of her back muscles and buckled which made it impossible for me to remain inside of her as she changed the entry angle so dramatically and squeezed me out as well with her pussy muscles.

We took a bit of a breather and talked for maybe an hour. Then she asked me to make her cum another four or five times. We called it a night and I got dressed. She wanted to stay and use the hotel, which I thought was rather odd as she meant staying in bed and watching television not showering and getting cleaned up, but whatever, we have the hotel might as well get use out of it I suppose. After I was dressed and getting ready to head out the door she grabbed my hand and slid it down under the covers and asked me to get her off one last time before I left, which I did.

And that concludes my first time playing alone. The first of many such episodes, I hope. This also was my first time having sex with a black women. And my first time having sex with someone older than myself. An adventurous night.

I got home and filled Monica in on the details. It was really late and we were tired so we fooled around for a bit in bed but didn't have sex. We saved that for the next day.

Now that both of us have managed to play alone... we can count the experiment as a success. - Steve

Monica's First Night Out

2012-01-19T17:54:00.002-06:00

Tyler and I had a lot of fun together during our car meeting, and during our 3some, so we've decided that he will be a regular for as long as it suits us both. We thought it would be fun to meet just the two of us, so Tyler invited me over to his place. I dressed in my black thigh-high suede boots, a black lace thong, a lace zebra print bra and a short, low-cut dress (This would later become my go-to seduction outfit, lol). When I arrived, Tyler met me in his parking garage and walked me to his apartment. He had just worked out, so he got me settled on his couch with the T.V. remote while he showered. When he was done, he came out and took another look at me, then asked me to stand up and turn around so that he could get a better view of my outfit. With a "Wow, you look sexy!" he invited me to sit down next to him again and we started making out. He told me that I looked so good he almost didn't want to undress me, but then lifted my dress over my head to grant him better access to my breasts. My bra came off next so that he could suck on my nipples hard, the way I like it, but when he began fingering me, my panties stayed on (Tyler has a thing for panties, and likes to play with them on for as long as possible). We made out for at least an hour with him fully clothed and me in just my panties and tall boots, which made me feel oh so naughty and very hot. At some point, Tyler pulled me on top of him so that I was straddling him while we kissed. He began kissing my neck and it felt so good, that I was surprised when he pulled back, looked down and said "Oh shit, Steve's gonna kill me!" He had left an ENORMOUS hickey right where my neck meets my right shoulder. I told him not to worry about it, and I actually liked that he felt possessive enough to mark me that way.

We moved to the bedroom so that we could have more room, and that's when I decided to take off my boots, because I didn't want to wear shoes in his bed. He took off his clothes and joined me on the bed, and I started sucking his cock, determined that he was going to cum more than once that night. At this point I should mention that I had gotten waxed for the first time the day before, and then waxer was rather careless about it, and ended up ripping skin off of my labia minora very near to my clit on the right side. This put a bit of a damper on our activities, because it was still rather painful to the touch at that point. Tyler did attempt to finger me gently enough to make me cum, but I just wasn't able to because I couldn't relax enough due to my injury. So anyway, I sucked Tyler's cock until he blew a large load down my throat which I managed to swallow.

We snuggled for a while and talked until Tyler rolled over and took my panties off. After donning a condom he spread my legs and proceeded to pound me hard in missionary. I lifted my legs up higher so that he could go deeper, and his biceps bulging, he used his arm to hold my leg in place. I found this to be an incredibly hot move and demonstration of strength, and he was hitting my g-spot with every thrust so it felt great, but I just couldn't cum in that position. We decided to try me riding cowgirl, and after a long time of this, Tyler came again, but stayed hard so that I could keep riding him. When I got tired, I decided I just wasn't going to be able to cum, so after a bit more snuggling, I got dressed and Tyler walked me back to my car.

When I got home Steve was waiting for me. We climbed into bed, and after fucking in cowgirl for a while, I asked him to do me from behind until he came. Finally, Steve made me cum by gently using my toy after which, we snuggled up and went to sleep.

Quick Update

2012-01-19T16:56:00.000-06:00

Hi everybody. Yes we are still alive and still in the swing set. As a matter of fact, we've been quite busy little bees lately, hence the significant lack of posts recently. As a quick recap: I met Tyler at his place for the first time, Steve met his new lady friend at a motel, Tyler came over for a 3-way, I met a new guy online and he came over for some fun in our driveway (OMG SO HOT!!), that same new guy came over for a 3-way and last but not least, Tyler is scheduled to come over tonight. Whew! Lots to tell you all, so please stay tuned!

Stocking Filler

2011-12-22T19:48:00.001-06:00

Merry Christmas one and all! This is our official Stocking Filler post for HeelsNStocking. So here goes...

In the Swing Set's most "wank worthy" posts... well this one is pretty easy for us as we just started recently so there are not that many from which to pick but the top ones would be:

And now for the Q&A:

What was your most memorable sexual moment? That is a tough one given how many firsts we experienced this year but I would have to say that the biggest one was actually the moment that I emailed Monica to tell her that Darla was coming home with me and that we were all having sex that night. That is a hard moment to forget.
What firsts did you try this year? Wow, this is the big one for us. 2011 was the year of sexual experimentation. We had our first threesome (FMF) as a married couple and my (Steve's) first ever. We had our first threesome MFM. We each had sex with someone other than our spouse for the first time since we were married. And we each had "parking lot nookie" with people we had never met before. Monica made it to her first strip club. I'd say that those are pretty big firsts. I think that there will be quite a few more for next year too. Oh, and of course, we started a sexblog this year too!
What would you like to try for 2012? More of all of the above ;) But of absolutely new things, we definitely hope to try out some swingers clubs this year and get into some foursomes with other couples. We have been sharing each other this year but have not actually tried swapping with another couple yet. Monica is very excited to try some bondage and spanking apparatus. We are still experimenting with the idea of having "regulars" in addition to having "ships in the night" threesomes.
What’s on your sex toy shopping list for 2012? or what were your top sex toys you played with or reviewed of 2011? We don't do toy reviews but we do use our own regularly. This year the big toy for us was a double penetration "triple" vibrator that Monica really likes. She really likes the size and the variety of stimulation. We also played with a double dildo (with Darla) for the first time this year. That was fun.

And now for some pics. Sorry, only Monica had pics ready to be posted.

A Surprise Meeting and a New Friend

2011-12-20T08:17:00.000-06:00

Sunday evening I hopped onto one of the online communities that I frequent in search of new people to join us. I often hop on and have low expectations - few people are real on those sites and those that are, women especially, are overwhelmed by people (read: men) trying to get them to go do something whether it be to send pictures, jump on the webcam, talk dirty to them or to head out to meet them right that moment. So actually connecting with a real person that is willing to talk can be rather challenging. I'm doing some searching online while Monica is out of town for a few weeks - hoping to find someone to line up for some fun when she gets back. The secret is perseverance, of course. You can't find someone overnight. You have to put in the time if you want to actually find someone interesting.

I was happy to actually make a connection this evening. A real, live woman to talk to. Amazing. We chatted for a little bit and it was clear that we clicked and that she was actually interested in something real, not just talking about it online. There are ten people looking to learn more about their options for every one person actually looking to make something happen. We talked about how Monica would not be available for several weeks and my new acquaintance was very disappointed to have to wait so long. She asked if we could meet sooner to get the ball rolling, so to speak, and, of course, that was just what I was thinking.

She asked when I might be available. I said most anytime this week, actually, even tonight. She said, "Can you meet me in half an hour?" Well now that was unexpected. But I had nothing going on to keep me at home so I showered, changed back to real clothes (I was nearly ready for bed as it was) and ran out the door to run to the bar to meet her. It was nearly a half hour drive between us so no time to lose. It was after midnight when we decided to try to meet up. This never happens, trust me. Going from "Hi, how are you this evening?" to "Want to come out to the bar and meet right now to see if we'd be interested in a threesome?" all in a span of fifteen minutes simply does not happen. Ever.

We met at the bar and had a beer together. She is in her early forties so several years older than me and basically a full ten years older than Monica. She would be, by rather a wide margin, the oldest woman I have ever been with both in absolute age and in relationship to my own age. I've never been with a woman older than myself at all. And I have never been with a black woman before. So this could be a whole slew of new experiences for me ;) She is tall and busty. Just barely taller than me, and all legs, and nearly as chesty as Monica.

We met at the bar and each had a beer. We talked for an hour before it was closing time. We seem to hit it off reasonably well. I walked her to her car and she asked if it seemed like this was something I was interested in pursuing. I said, "Absolutely" and asked if she wanted to continue talking in the car. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. I think we all know what "continue talking in the car" is code for around here.

We got in the car and the chatting was limited to just about one minute or less before we were making out and her clothes were starting to come off. Her tongue was in my mouth in a flash and the buttons on her white blouse came undone very quickly. She had on a tight black camisole that was pulled down to expose her thirty eight triple Ds almost instantly. Who would have guessed when I hoped online at half till midnight in my pajamas that a few hours later I would be in the parking lot of a bar across town getting some?

We were stuck using the front seat of her rather small car. Far from an ideal location for our activity. When Monica has done this she had the convenience of an SUV with three rows of seats and blacked out windows, not to mention having planned out the location where the vehicle would be parked ahead of time. We were stuck in front seat, no tint on the windows in a well lit parking lot right on a busy street.

Given our less than ideal scenario we kept our playing to only thirty or forty minutes. We had a quite enjoyable time, to be certain. She, like Monica, completely loves having her tits sucked on long and hard and Monica has trained me on how to do so quite effectively which, I think, left a lasting impression in this case. She was concerned about how exposed we were and so did not want to remove her jeans so I was limited to pleasuring her with my fingers squeezed into her already tight jeans. I did okay and she was insanely wet in no time. So wet that she actually soaked completely through her panties, through her jeans and was getting the car seats very wet!

The bulk of our time was spent with me pleasuring her but I did get an opportunity, since I am generally unconcerned with getting caught in a compromising position, to pull down my own jeans and take out my cock on which she was eager to demonstrate her blow job skills - which were rather impressive. Not as impressive as Monica's - Monica really does know how to suck cock better than anyone ever. But tonight's sampling was better than most. She took me deep and gagged on my dick several times while I just reclined and stretched out and enjoyed the feel of her throat.

It was not too long before she decided that she was so horny that if we kept on any more than she would absolutely need to have sex right then and there - which she has to wait for Monica to be available for. So we called it a night but are hoping to be able to get together soon. She is very excited to have Monica join us - she has never had a threesome before and is excited, and nervous, about having another woman.

So tonight was a complete surprise and an overwhelming success. I have a feeling that meeting women interested in joining us may prove to be easier than we had anticipated. I hope that this is not a fluke. - Steve

A Few of Our Favorite Titles

2011-12-12T23:59:00.001-06:00

So we like porn. No big surprise there. Monica was a porn watcher before we met and I have long been a big fan. I got into it during my college years. So we own a rather nice porn collection which is always growing. It is hard finding porn that you really like. Porn that you actually want to watch, like paying attention.

We use porn as "background noise" during sex most of the time. Often we don't watch it at all, it just provides a soft flickering light and a little bit of sound. But sometimes we want to sit down and really enjoy some excellent erotica - when we are looking for more than just hot, naked bodies but for erotic situations and stories.

We have found a few titles that really stand out:

Pirates: everyone knows this one, the first real HD porn. Huge budget. A classic that you cannot pass up. The sequel isn't bad but is nothing like the original.
1001 Erotic Nights - The Story of Scheherezade: This is a classic, sensuous movie from probably the early 1980s.
Looking In: Good story tackling voyeurism and spouse swapping.
MILF Chronicles: Some great scenes and the storyline isn't too bad.

The Weekend Recap: Part 1

2011-12-12T21:22:00.000-06:00

As you may recall, I had big plans for this weekend. I was hoping to begin the festivities Friday at lunchtime, but alas, Steve did not come home for lunch, so that was a bust. In fact, he got home from work rather late Friday night, by which time I was ready to run away to Bermuda due to the antics and general loudness of the 3 year old. After putting the 3YO to bed, I decided that if we were going to get busy, I needed to unwind. I put on my red plunge bra, black lace panties and my tall, black suede, over the knee boots and after throwing a white button down shirt over the top, logged into my new favorite adult meeting site and turned on my webcam. I immediately received a bunch of private messages, many of them asking me to start taking more off, but a couple of them were more conversational, so I stuck with those. This being my first public camming session, I was feeling a bit shy, and wanted to warm up a bit before going topless. When I did finally take my shirt and then bra off, I got so many private messages that I just couldn't keep up with them all. Apparently a lot of guys like huge breasts, who knew? Time passes quickly when a bunch of strange men and women are telling you how hot you are, and what dirty things they want to do to you. Suddenly it was 2 am, I was extremely horny, and I could have cared less if I got any sleep at all that night. After saying good night to my new "friends" I went to the bedroom, collected a few toys and implements that I decided might come in handy, took off what little I had on (just panties and boots) climbed onto the bed and waited for Steve to get out of the shower.

When he came up to the bed and saw the things that I had spread out, he said "Oh, I see. Get on your hands and knees." I assumed the position and it wasn't long before I felt the welcome sting of the pleather paddle on my ass cheeks. I jumped and sighed with every smack, and I could feel myself getting wetter by the minute. There was a slight pause, and then I felt the sting of our rubber whip. I really flinched when that hit, because it has much more sting than the paddle, which really barely qualifies as a paddle. I took several more lashes of the whip until a really hard one landed causing me to whimper "Ouch!" Steve felt really badly that he had actually hurt me, and that was the end of the whipping for the night. We are new to spanking and are both trying to figure out how hard I want to be spanked, so as we test my limits, these things are bound to happen occasionally. I wasn't upset about being whipped too hard, I just now know what my upper limit is for the moment, and I know that I don't want to come that close to it while we're playing. I'm hoping that Steve will still want to whip me upon occasion, because up until that point, the sting of the whip was making me very wet.

We switched back to the paddle, and after paddling me on my ass, thighs and pussy, and a few bare-handed spanks, Steve decided he wanted to finger me, so I flipped over, and between the hours of camming and the spanking, I was very wet and very ready and I came hard after just a few minutes of having my clit rubbed while my nipples were sucked. I told Steve that I wanted to try for a second orgasm, so he suggested that I suck his cock for a while so that I would have time to recover. I don't need to be asked twice to suck cock, so I eagerly moved down between his legs and licked and sucked and gagged on my very favorite cock until Steve told me to grab a condom because he was ready to fuck me.

Since we knew that a second orgasm would take a long time to achieve, we decided to try a desensitizing condom. We had never used one of these before, so didn't know what to expect. I slipped the condom on then mounted cowgirl-style and attempted to ride my way to an orgasm. At this point it was after 3am and Steve was exhausted since he had been up for 22 hours at that point. I told him that he could relax and I would do all the work. After at least 20 minutes, I decided to grab my rabbit vibrator and pressed it against my clit, while continuing to ride cowgirl, until eventually I came again. Success! I flipped over so that Steve could finish doggie-style, but it ended up that the desensitizing condom worked a bit too well, and we decided to finish with me kneeling on the floor while Steve jerked off until he came all over my tits. After we cleaned up, we collapsed into bed and quickly fell asleep.

Building a Porn Delivery System

2011-12-12T08:17:00.002-06:00

A little outside of our normal postings (if we can say that we have established such a thing this early on in our blog) but I would like to discuss a little about Monica and my "porn delivery system" or PDS that we have at our home.

Having a porn collection is something we all have and we all share the same challenges of hiding it, making it really useful and getting to it easily when we want it. Porn is not like your normal movie collection that you want sitting out on a shelf, unless, of course, you are Barney Stinson. So we came up with a solution.

Now before I go into specific details of how we set up our PDS, I just want to mention that I am not specifically endorsing theses particular products or suggesting that this is the only means by which to accomplish this goal. These are products that we like and work well for us and we can tell you that they work well together. I know people who have built similar systems using completely different components who have also met with good success.

Our PDS consists of two main components: our porn server and our viewing machines. For a porn server we chose the Netgear ReadyNAS Ultra 2. This is a low cost, high quality network storage device that you can get for around $280 without hard drives. I then added two large three terabyte hard drives to the unit (which is all that this model will hold) which are set up to be mirrored to make it rather unlikely that our porn will be lost. (For serious protection, get an external USB hard drive as well that you can connect to the device and use that to take a backup of the whole thing too.)

What makes the ReadyNAS Ultra 2 so nice for this purpose is that it is small, attractive, completely silent, uses little power and has a built in DLNA server. DLNA is the system that serves media files out to your home network. Since the ReadyNAS has this, and a ton of other features, built in it makes what used to be the tough part of this process very easy. Back when I first tried this I was building my own DLNA server using a variety of products and while it worked fine it was a lot of work and not for the casual user. The ReadyNAS changes that pretty dramatically. Now it is super easy to use.

The model that we have holds only two hard drives. For those ambitious enough to think that they need more porn storage than that can handle, Netgear makes the same unit in four and six drive models. The six drive model will provide you with as much as fifteen terabytes of porn storage. If that isn't enough for you you need to hire someone to help with your storage needs, and maybe someone to help you with your porn addiction as well.

Getting movies onto the ReadyNAS varies in difficulty. For us, we use DVDFab and Handbrake to take our DVD porn collection and convert the movies into small, high quality MP4 files which work great for our purposes. For real movies we convert the whole thing. For videos that are just a series of disconnected vignettes we convert each vignette individually so that we can watch just the ones that we want. This works great. We take things like the "ten dvd collection of young blondes giving head" which we convert into a thousand individual vignettes and no longer are we stuck starting at the beginning and missing the parts at the end and trying to remember which ones we liked and which ones we didn't. This is a big improvement in how we get to use our porn collection.

Converting the porn from DVD to MP4 does take some manual effort but I find that it is worth it. Videos that we have on DVD are never watched. Ones on the ReadyNAS are used regularly.

Videos that we find online, like on YouPorn, have a handy download button. We just download and copy to the ReadyNAS. Easy as can be.

Alternatively, if you don't want a nice device like the ReadyNAS and you have a Windows desktop that is up to the task get MediaMall's PlayOn product, it works great too for more casual users.

Now that we have our videos being served onto our home network (you do have your house networked, right?) we can hook up a device to watch the videos and we will be good to go. For this, Monica and I have selected to use Sony PlayStation 3s. They work great. They find the ReadyNAS (or the PlayOn software) automatically and they "just work." Watching videos off of the ReadyNAS is as easy as can be.

Of course you can use more than just a PlayStation. You can use pretty much any computer, Apple TV, XBOX 360 or PlayStation 3. Plus companies like Netgear make DLNA video devices that are designed exactly for this purpose. These devices can be pretty inexpensive.

What is awesome about this set up is that with minimal effort you can reduce your porn collection down to something that looks nothing like porn, take all of your porn dvds and throw out the cases and just store the discs someplace (like the basement, attic or in a storage unit buried in the back) where they will never be found but you have them just in case. But now, your porn collection can be viewed anywhere in your home with a device that can connect to DLNA. For us, this means in the living room, in our bedroom, in either office, anywhere with a laptop, etc. The whole house, basically, has streaming porn on demand. The ability to use our collection is greatly increased.

Of course you can use this system for normal movies (not just porn), music and even photos (normal photos, porn photos, photos of Monica and I... whatever strikes your fancy) that you can now watch, view or listen to anywhere in your home. Trust me, it is a great system.

And that is how Monica and I watch porn.

TGIFMF

2011-12-09T10:19:00.001-06:00

TGIFMF! Thank goodness it's Fuck Me Friday! This girl is gagging for a shag, as they say. We've been so busy that our bedroom hasn't seen much action at all this week. We did manage a quickie in the shower with me bent over at the end of the tub with my hands braced at either corner while Steve fucked me hard from behind. And then a couple of nights later we had a late night make-out session that ended with me on my knees on the floor while Steve came all over my breasts. Tonight though... tonight we are going to have one of our 3 hour long, slow and thorough sessions. I want to work on cumming more that once a session, so I'm going to ask Steve to lick me until I cum right away, so that I'll hopefully have time to build up to another orgasm. I'm also very much in the mood for anal. I keep thinking about playing with Archie and Steve at the same time and using a toy with Steve in my ass is the next best thing. I'm betting that will make me cum HARD. Hmmm... getting all turned on now just thinking about tonight. Maybe I'll jump Steve when he comes home for lunch...

Mr. Uncut

2011-12-04T21:54:00.000-06:00

Last night I met my foreign fantasy man! We were able to fit in a little tryst on his way back through our city after his business trip. Archie and I met in a coffee shop that I chose right on the highway on which he was driving by. He bought me a coffee in a gentlemanly gesture that definitely came naturally to him and I was immediately charmed by his manners and his sexy accent. We spent a couple of hours chatting and getting to know each other, and I found myself genuinely enjoying his company. It certainly didn't hurt that he is a very attractive man and the embodiment of many a fantasy for me. You see, I have a thing for romance novels and erotic fiction. My favorite genre of such is historical erotic fiction, and my very favorite subject matter just happens to be the country where Archie is from. I mentioned to him while chatting one night, that he is a wet dream come to life, and I was not exaggerating!

I decided to move things forward by asking Archie if he wanted to go for a drive. He of course knew that I really meant, go for a drive and find a place to park for a while. We got in my car, and I drove us to a park that I knew would be deserted on a dark and rainy evening. Its parking lot is very visible from a main road, so while it is secluded enough for a discrete tryst, it is safe enough to meet Steve's qualifications for an appropriate location for me to take a strange man alone. Although I felt in no way threatened by Archie, I still followed Steve's rules, since my safety is my husband's first priority, even though it isn't always mine when I'm horny.

Archie and I sat for a few minutes and chatted, both of us making sure we were comfortable with what was about to happen next. I was eager to get started, so I suggested that we move to the third row where it was darker and we could have more room. He followed me back and when he sat down next to me, he bent forward to kiss my neck, and began caressing my breast. I kissed and nibbled his neck and shoulder in return, and then sat up to release my breasts from my bra so that he could have better access. He obligingly pinched and sucked my nipples for a while, until I decided that since I was indisposed and not going to get off, I wanted to get him off instead.

I caressed my way down to his crotch, and swiftly undid his belt and the button of his jeans, and with two hands unzipped his fly. He is not a shy man, and so quickly pulled his jeans and boxer briefs down to his knees and I got my first glimpse of his hard, intact cock. I enjoyed touching him with my hands for a little while, since I really wanted to get the full experience, all the while wishing that it was not so dark out, so that I could have a better look. Deciding that I would have the chance to look my fill when we have playtime together with Steve, I leaned forward and gently took him into my mouth. The first thing I noticed was that his foreskin was was very soft, and it felt like licking velvet. The next thing I noticed was that I was suddenly very nervous about my ability to make him cum, something I haven't felt while giving a blow job in over a decade. I had the terrible thought "What if I can't make him cum? What if none of my usual techniques do anything for him?" I decided that there wasn't much for it but to carry on and hope for the best. I wet my lips and began to slowly work his cock further and further into my mouth, until my lips were against his balls. I pulled back all the way to the tip, and ran my tongue around the edge of his foreskin, and across the top of the head before taking him all the way into my mouth again. I repeated this maneuver a couple more times before asking him if I was doing all right, because he was very quiet and I was still quite nervous. He murmured something about how I was doing fine, so I took him back into my mouth.

I wasn't satisfied with how far I was able to take him in, so I moved to a kneeling position on the floor of the car. That was better, and since I couldn't get directly in front of him because there was just not enough room, I made the best of things by forcing my head further down on his cock until I could feel him at the back of my throat. His foreskin seemed to cushion the head of his cock so that he really wasn't activating my gag reflex, even though he was deep enough in my throat to do so. I took advantage of this by pulling my head up and swirling my tongue around the tip and then sucking his cock back in until he touched the back of my throat. I continued with slow strokes for a while and he began touching my hair and the back of my neck, gently at first and then with increasing pressure. I'm sure he was giving me a chance to object, should I not want him to touch my head while I sucked his cock. I know that many women don't like it when men hold onto their heads while giving head. I am not one of those women.

Archie then said, "Let me show you something. If you like, you can pull the foreskin down like this" and he demonstrated pulling it down to expose the head of his cock, which I noticed was nice and thick, now that I could finally see it. Before he exposed it, I had assumed that the head was not as thick as the shaft, but apparently this was an optical illusion caused by his foreskin, because in reality the head was quite a bit thicker than the shaft. I took him back into my mouth, paused to say "now this feels familiar" with a little laugh, then proceeded to suck him all the way in again. This time, I gagged a bit when the head hit the back of my throat, and I began to move a little faster, since being gagged turns me on.

He put his hands in my hair again, and then started to apply pressure to the back of my neck, letting me know that he wanted me to move faster. I let him set the pace, and he proceeded to push on my head, harder and faster, until he was fucking my face, and I barely had time to gasp a breath before he was shoving my head back down hard onto his cock. He began to breathe harder, and then moan, softly at first, and then with increasing volume as he thrust in and out of my mouth, faster and faster. I started to feel a bit light headed, since I was holding my breath more than breathing at this point, but I didn't want to stop to take a breath, because I could tell that he was very close to cumming. Finally he said "here it comes!" and with a groan pulsed a huge load of cum down my throat. I managed to swallow it, but when his cock pulsed and shot another, equally large load, I choked and had to spit most of it out so that I could breathe. I laughed while I gasped for air, and told him that he'd surprised me with such a large load, which was the truth. He laughed too, while I grabbed for the "just in case" towel that I had stashed in the car, and after I wiped off my hand and chin, he gave me a lingering kiss, which having just swallowed his cum moments ago, I found to be both a sexy and gentlemanly gesture.

Archie put his arm around my shoulders and we snuggled for a little while, until a car pulled into the parking lot, and we hurriedly straightened our clothes, him pulling up his jeans and boxers which until that point were still down around his ankles. The car left after several minutes, and we decided that getting back into the front seat, and driving back to his truck would be prudent. When we got back to where we'd left his truck, we chatted for a while longer, but it was getting late and he still had several hours left to drive. He kissed me goodbye, and told me how much he'd enjoyed my company, and I told him how much I'd enjoyed his, then got out of my car. He patted his pockets, making sure he had all of his stuff, then leaned back into the car and kissed me again, told me how much he was looking forward to seeing me again, kissed me one last time, then shut the door, and climbed into his own truck. I smiled at him, gave a little wave and then drove away still smiling, and thinking about how much fun we were going to have when Steve, Archie and I all got together.

I called Steve on the way home and let him know that I had had a lot of fun, and that I was really looking forward to swallowing more cum later. At this point I should mention that I had been checking in with Steve every 20 - 30 minutes via email, and that this time I had actually set an alarm on my phone so that I wouldn't get so distracted that I would forget to check in. Archie was fine with this, even though it meant that we were interrupted several times, and Steve was much happier with how I checked in this time, so I didn't have to endure a safety lecture when I finally got home. In total I was gone for about 5 hours, which had passed pretty quickly for me. Steve, however, was worn out from watching our kids alone all that time, so when I got home I took over for a while. When the kids finally went to bed, I worked on this post for a little while and then we retired to the bedroom, where I was finally able to describe the night's events.

I asked Steve to fuck my face too, because it made me hot to think of two different men fucking my face in one night. He obliged, first with my sitting on the floor with my head resting on the bed, and finishing with me laying on my back on the bed with my head hanging off the side to give him a better face fucking angle. When Steve shot his load down my throat, I choked again, both from the amount, and the angle at which it went down my throat, but I managed to swallow it all. What a sexy, horny, cum-filled night. I can't wait for Steve, Archie and I to be all together, because I know it's going to be a really fun time.

Confessions

2011-12-01T11:41:00.001-06:00

I have a confession to make. I have never played with an uncircumcised penis and my current obsession is to rectify that situation. While I was browsing the new swingers site that I found a few days ago, I came across a gentleman that lives within a few hours drive of us, so I checked out his profile, and noticed in one of his pics that his cock is intact. Oh my, I was practically drooling while I perved his picture. I sent the guy a "wink" to let him know that I appreciated his profile, and then thought about his cock all night. I told Steve about it, and how much I wanted to meet an uncut cock in person, which I think he just found amusing, but it made me extremely horny. The next day the guy winked me back, so I sent him a message. Even though I typically keep the first communications to a potential playmate pretty civilized, I told Mr. Uncut how intriguing I found his cock. I apologized for being so forward so early on and expressed that I hoped he didn't find it offensive. Well I shouldn't have worried, because he was quite happy to hear that I liked his cock so much. We emailed each other back and forth, and I sent him some of my juicier pics, to which he responded appropriately (I'd like to suck those big tits, etc.). He sent me some face pics and I was happy to discover that he's cute, not just well hung. He's passing by our way on business today and then heading back through this weekend, so I'm hoping we're able to arrange for Steve and he to meet for drinks, because I REALLY want to set up some playtime sometime soon. Mmmmm... can't wait to tell you all about my first taste of intact cock. Stay tuned!

Our First MFM: Part 2

2011-11-24T20:23:00.000-06:00

Tyler donned a condom (all safe-sex here folks) then entered me from behind while I sucked Steve's cock down to his balls. I let Tyler's thrusting set the rhythm of Steve's cock sliding in and out of my mouth as I finally took cock from both ends for the first time.

Oh my, bliss! I was made for this. Finally impaled by hard cock at both ends. These were the thoughts running through my mind as Tyler rammed me from behind and forced my head down onto Steve's cock over and over again. All too soon it was over, as Tyler succumbed to pleasure and became the first man besides my husband to cum inside me in over a decade. I have a feeling he won't be the last.

Since we had what I had nicknamed the "Bow-chicka-wow-wow Suite" complete with heart-shaped jacuzzi tub, we decided to make use of the facilities and take a soak in the tub. In hindsight, this was probably not the best idea, since the hot water and jets were a bit too soothing for the guys, and resulted in a sleepy, relaxed state, instead of a "let's get it on" state of mind. We hung out in the tub for about an hour with me in the point of the heart and Steve and Tyler in each of the curves. As it was not quite built for three, it was a bit of a squeeze, but we managed to fit, and I didn't mind being the buffer between the very straight guys who would not have found touching each other to be a turn on. Steve, who had imbibed on quite a bit of bourbon, chatted on for a while about various topics including our encounter with our first unicorn and the progress of setting up the second. Meanwhile, Tyler and I teased each other under the water, unbeknownst to Steve, although he definitely would have approved of the activity. When Tyler finally slipped his fingers inside me again, I was ready to get out of the tub and get started on round 2.

After drying off a bit, we retired to the bed, and Tyler and I started kissing and pawing each other enthusiastically while Steve watched. Steve joined us on the bed, and when I switched to kissing him, Tyler got up and put a condom on so that he was ready to attempt our next feat: the DP. Having never tried double penetration before (in our case, anal and vag at the same time, not double vag) Steve and I were not aware of how truly difficult this is to actually manage. Steve and I had previously discussed that since he has the bigger cock, he would get the front, and Tyler would get the back. We tried the 3 of us laying on our sides with me in the middle, we tried Steve sitting in the chair with me straddling him and Tyler behind, we tried Steve sitting on the edge of the bed with me facing him and Tyler behind, we even tried Steve holding me in the air, and none of it was successful. Both guys had trouble staying hard and we just never managed to figure out DP, so we decided to save it for next time.

Steve suggested that I sit on his face, so I did, and leaned over to the side to suck Tyler's cock at the same time. After a few minutes I managed to make Tyler cum in my mouth this time. Steve was falling asleep when he was supposed to be licking me, so I made him switch positions so that I was lying on my back while he ate my pussy. It was late, much bourbon had been consumed and Steve was quite tired, which resulted it in taking a LONG time for him to make me cum. So long, in fact, that Tyler fell asleep at some point, and missed the actual moment when I finally came. My thrashing must have woken him, though, because shortly thereafter, he got up and decided it was time for him to go.

When it was just the two of us again, Steve and I snuggled in bed and talked about what we'd liked best (for both of us it was when I sucked Steve's cock while Tyler did me from behind). We kissed and touched, and had plans for Steve to cum on my tits, since he was the only one who hadn't cum yet, but at some point we both fell asleep. I woke up first and after waking Steve, and making sure he came on my tits, as we'd planned, I quickly showered, and then we headed home and back to our real lives. - Monica

Doing Monica from both ends was quite the amazing experience. It will take some practice for us to really get it down to an art but for a first try I must say that it went extremely well.

I sat down on the armchair and directed Monica to get on her hands and knees on the ottoman. This put her in good position to take both of us and I would probably recommended that again. Very convenient.

I always love a good blow job, that goes without saying. Having Monica take cock in her pussy while I am down her throat really adds to the experience. It is like having live porn to watch while getting an awesome blow job. Feeling her mouth lunge forward down my shaft every time that he thrust into her added even more.

I think that a big part of the swinging experience is being able to live vicariously through the sexual pleasures of your partner. I get off on Monica feeling pleasure and she does to me as well. If you are lacking the ability to experience pleasure in this way then, at least for couples, I would find it hard to recommend the experience, but once you are at that point and can experience pleasure through your partner then suddenly the lifestyle makes so much more sense.

The whole two cocks in my wife at once experience did not last very long but it was great while it did. Ty came pretty quickly while pounding Monica on her hands and knees. It is hard not to cum quickly donig her in that position as I have myself discovered on many an occasion. Tonight was, admittedly, about getting comfortable with everything and getting over the nervousness, getting some logistics down, etc. Tonight was never supposed to be the end all of MFM sex. This was expected to just be the practice round.

From that experience it was on to the hot tub for some relaxation which was nice even if it resulted in a general cooling off of the overall sexual climate. I think that a hot tub will be better for when there are two couples and one pair needs time to relax while the other keeps going or it might even be okay for an FMF where the two girls are enough to keep me excited even with warm water and whatnot. But for an MFM, as Monica pointed out, it is probably not the best idea.

After more bourbon and a long bought in the hot tub we tried a V/A DP with me in Monica's pussy and Ty planning to join us through her back door. Ty has pulled this off before and was telling us that it is pretty hard to actually do in real life. We have tried this with me and a toy before and it has always been incredibly hard and we have never really been able to do it unless the toy was small and specifically designed for this type of thing. The DP didn't end up working. Too much logistical struggle considering how tired, drunk and worn out we all were. We will make a special effort to make that work next time. Monica really wants us to stretch her out like that and I'm sure that it will be a lot of fun. Just need to figure out how to make it work.

Our final vignette for the evening was Monica sitting on my face getting eaten out while she sucked down Ty's cock again. She loves giving head and cannot get enough of fresh penis. She's been fantasizing about it for a week now ever since she got it in her mouth in the back seat of the car. As Monica pointed out, I was completely exhausted at this point and was falling asleep from time to time while eating her out. I just couldn't help it. I was having a good time but it has been a long week and I had a bit of bourbon to ensure that I was not stressing out tonight. I definitely didn't stress but keeping coherent ended up being the long term problem.

Ty came in Monica's mouth giving her his second load to swallow in a week. Am I the only one who finds his wife swallowing cum hot? I'd prefer her taking it on her face, but swallowing is good too. Ty passed out almost immediately and I finished Monica off and shortly thereafter Tyler took off for the night leaving Monica and I to start working on me. We put in a bit of time but it was very, very late at that point - we had been having sex for five hours by then - and we both passed out.

We woke up about two hours later, still naked and wrapped around each other. So I came rather quickly, squirting onto Monica's tits like she had been hoping for all night and then we packed up and headed back home to get some real sleep.

All in all it was about as good first MFM experience as we could have hoped for. After such a good first FMF maybe we've just been lucky but so far things have just been great. It's not that it was the most amazing sex imaginable - it was that nothing went wrong. Everything was comfortable and everything was fun. We will be able to do this again without any problem at all which I know is going to make Monica very, very happy. - Steve

Our First MFM: Part 1

2011-11-24T16:32:00.001-06:00

So after a week and a half of flirting via IM and texting, one interview with Steve and an impromptu make-out and blowjob session between Tyler and I in a parking lot, the three of us were ready to get together. We chose a hotel midway between our locations that turned out to be in a section of town full of strip clubs and liquor stores, so perfect for what we had in mind. Steve and I arrived first so that he could shower, we could get comfortable with the room and fill the jacuzzi tub, and I could loosen up with a drink before Tyler appeared. I dressed for the occasion in a sexy little dress, 4" heels, and a teeny black fishnet thong. Steve wore nice jeans and a button-down shirt, and Tyler arrived in shorts, a t-shirt and sneakers, so I think I over-dressed for the occasion, lol. Tyler eventually told me that I looked very sexy, though, so I'm calling the outfit choice a win. A girl does want to look nice for the men that are about to fuck her, after all.

Tyler arrived and mixed himself a drink and we all chatted for a bit, making small talk, like how Steve and I met, how long we've been together, how long we've been married, how long we've been into swinging, and general small talk like that. After a bit I felt like sitting down, because 4" heels are not a normal footwear choice for me, so I sat on the bed and patted the spot next to me for Ty to sit down, while Steve sat nearby in a comfy armchair. The chatting went on for a little while longer, while I made sure that my skirt was high enough to show an inviting amount of thigh. I had had just about enough of the idol chatter, so I moved a bit closer to Tyler and he obligingly started rubbing my neck and back. I started to get rather hot at this point, and I have no idea what the guys were discussing, as my only thought was how I was about to have two cocks at once, and finally fulfill that long-time desire.

I honestly can't remember what Steve said, but it was something encouraging, and suddenly Tyler and I turned to each other and started making out. It was very hot making out with another man in front of my husband, and when Tyler reached around to fondle my breast, I went from aroused to soaking wet in an instant. Ty reached down the back of my dress and expertly undid my bra one-handed (always a nice skill to have) and I decided that I was wearing too many clothes and quickly pulled my dress over my head, threw my bra aside, and let "the girls" (as I affectionately call my 40DDD's) swing free to play. I LOVE having my nipples sucked hard, and as Ty was aware of this from our parking lot encounter, he wasted no time in sucking my right nipple into his mouth with just the right amount of pressure to cause another flood of wetness. Tyler eased me back onto the bed holding my tit with my nipple still hard in his mouth, and dove his other hand into my panties, said "wow you're wet" and proceeded to finger me with the most skill I've ever experienced. I was happy to learn that his expert fingering in the car was not a fluke, but a true and repeatable skill. Man that guy can finger fuck! Holy shit! He knew EXACTLY where my g-spot is and went right for it over and over again until I was moaning in pleasure. At this point, Steve joined us on the bed after slipping my panties off to give Tyler better access, as Ty had just pushed them aside to finger me.

Now as an aside, it is very difficult to make me cum. I'm not exaggerating when I say that even Steve thinks that it's sometimes impossible to achieve and at best requires at least an hour of dedicated attention if attempting to make me cum by fingering or oral methods. I can come via vag penetration much more quickly, most of the time, but not always. So the fact that I did not cum for Tyler at that point is in no way a reflection of his skill, it's just that I can't always cum, even when I really want to.

Anyway, as Steve joined us on the bed, Tyler slid down and began licking my pussy while Steve and I kissed. This went on for a while, as Tyler diligently tried his hardest to make me cum, and while it felt amazing I was unable to do so. Eventually Ty climbed back up onto the bed and I quickly undressed him so that I could get down to what I'd been waiting for: sucking another man's cock in front of Steve. Oh my, so hot! Steve sat back to watch while I sucked Tyler down to his balls which elicited an "Oh my God, that's incredible!"

My blowjob philosophy is that your mouth and hand never belong on a cock at the same time, except when directing the aforementioned cock into your mouth. The "but his cock is too big, so I need to use my hand too" argument is bullshit. You don't need to take the whole length in to make it good, you just need to take it as deep as you can until you're gagging on it, and that's how you know it's deep enough. Trust me ladies, every man wants to gag you with his cock, because that shit is HOT. For all you guys reading this, feel free to share this info with your ladies, and you're welcome.

Now, being the dedicated slutty wife that I am, I wanted to make sure I proceeded to use all of my considerable cock-sucking skills on Tyler to put on a good show for Steve. I slowly took all of Tyler's cock in my mouth and then slid it back out and swirled my tongue around the tip before taking it all in again. Every few strokes Tyler would grab the back of my head and force his cock deep into my throat until I gagged, which resulted in appreciative moaning from both of my guys, Tyler because of how it felt, and Steve because of how it looked. Steve knows that I love to gag on a hard cock, and Tyler's cock was the perfect size to fit deeply down my throat and gag me hard, so Steve was aware of how turned on I was getting by sucking that cock. I could tell Ty was getting close to cumming, due to the amount of pre-cum I was licking off the tip during my tongue-swirl move, when Steve ordered me to come over and kneel on the ottoman in front of his chair so that I could give him head while Tyler fucked me from behind. I reluctantly released Tyler's cock from my mouth, because I was really hoping to make him cum that way, but I obeyed Steve, because that's what good, cock-submissive wives do, and went over to kneel on the ottoman. - Monica

I'll be the first to admit that I was a bit nervous going into an MFM threesome with my wife. Even though I was incredibly confident that I was going to be fine with her doing "stuff" with another guy and even though they had fooled around a few days ago and that had gone really well (as in it didn't bother me in the least) there was always concern that actually seeing it would make me react negatively. So I was worried from that angle even though pretty minimally. I tend to be a very logical person and I know that she had sex with many guys before we met and that has never bothered me in any way whatsoever (and would be ridiculous if it did) and she is only having sex now if and when I let her (or tell her to) so emotionally it should be exactly the same. This is something that we are doing together just like our FMF was a few weeks ago.

The bigger nervousness just came from performance anxiety. I've never had to perform sexually with another guy in the room and being completely straight this can lead to some degree of awkwardness that, in turn, leads to a lack of performance.

We were all a bit nervous so we kicked things off with the bourbon. Monica and I are both straight whiskey drinkers which makes it all very easy, even in the hotel. The hotel was hilarious, by the way. It turned out to be right in the middle of the strip club, alternative lifestyle district and we had no idea. The hotel itself was quite obviously primarily used for trysts and they rather expect people to be using the rooms only temporarily. The decor was hilariously "upscale porno" as well.

Once Ty arrived we didn't waste much time. I took the armchair and let him sit on the bed next to Monica who was definitely dressed to impress. I'm really glad that she has recently taken to wearing heels and short skirts as these are my favorites.

We talked for a little bit but not long. Monica and Ty have been dying to get naked and have some real fun after their brief encounter last week. I told Monica that she should start unrobing (at which point she corrected tipsy Steve that it is disrobing) so that Ty could have access to her breast. They started to make out and her helped her out of her dress. It was not long before I assisted by pulling off her thong too.

Getting to watch my wife get naked and make out with another man was, not surprisingly, pretty hot. I had been pretty sure that I was going to really enjoy this and I was correct. Getting to sit in the arm chair, sip my bourbon and watch him finger her, suck her tits and kiss was like having my own, personal, live porn performance and it is ever so much hotter when it is your own wife and you are in control of everything - and get to take her home when it is finished too.

It was not too long before I decided to undress and join them on the bed myself. Making out with my wife as she moaned relentlessly from Ty licking and fingering her was truly amazing. And at one point we both sucked on her tits at the same time too. I took the right one; Ty took the left one. Monica seemed to like that a lot.

I've always been a fan of blowjobs. I like receiving them, watching them and I especially like how good Monica is at giving them. She knows not just how to make them incredibly pleasurable physically but how to be amazingly submissive while doing them too. She likes being gagged, taking them deep in her throat and even swallowing. So when she went down on Ty and took him in her mouth it was great to watch and he sure seemed to be enjoying it too.

The thing that I've most been looking forward to getting to do with another man around is doing Monica from both ends - one in her mouth and one in her pussy. There is a scene in the porn classic Scheherazade: 1001 Erotic Nights where the sultana's lover brings out a slave to stick his dick in her mouth while her lover fucks her and for years Monica has gone from moist to dripping at that scene. It was that scene that first prompted the discussion as to whether or not I would be okay with trying an MFM. It is a really well done MFM scene and now, years after seeing it and discussing it, we are finally playing it out.

So I was pretty excited to finally get to try doing Monica from both ends. We've discussed for a while whether I would want to be the one in her mouth or in her pussy when we first try it. I figured if we are going to have her having sex with other guys that the best introduction for me to her taking other cock vaginally was going to be if I was down her throat at the time. Not just me watching someone do her but the two of us truly sharing her. - Steve

The Head in the Parking Lot

2011-11-17T21:32:00.000-06:00

I met Tyler one night while perusing web cams on a swinger-friendly adult website. I clicked his cam and he was clothed and not doing anything freaky, so I paused for a moment, and when he sent me a chat request I answered it. I had had a bad experience on the same site a couple of nights before, where this freak wanted me to tell him how small his dick was. He actually typed in a hick accent so that I could picture what his voice must sound like "I wont you to tell me I have the smallest dick you ever seen." Yeah, NOT a turn-on and believe it or not, his 3 incher was not the smallest I'd ever seen, although it was far from impressive. At any rate, I decided that I would ignore "Show me your tits" types of messages and approach this manhunt from a new perspective. I was going to have a normal conversation with someone before we got down to being nasty. To this end, I started out by joking around about the freaks I'd encountered the night before, and then told a silly and non-sex related story. Tyler lol'd at my jokes, and we had a nice conversation. Nice enough that I ended up turning on my web cam so that he could see that I was a real person too.

We spent pretty much the entire next day chatting on yahoo while he was supposed to be working, and by this time we had turned to heavy flirting and innuendo. In other words, the good stuff. That night we cammed together, and I ended up in nothing but my panties while he jerked off for me, ending in a very sexy and impressive cum shot. I was practically drooling as I watched his cock pulse once, and then shoot cum over and over again over his hand and belly. That night Steve and I had awesome sex, and he made me cum hard using my favorite toy and telling me to imagine that it was Tyler's cock inside me. So very, very hot.

I knew that I wanted to meet Tyler in person, so I asked Steve if we could arrange a face to face meet between just the guys so that Steve could make sure he wasn't a weirdo. We decided that this is the safest and easiest way to screen someone, since we don't need to get a babysitter if Steve goes alone. We arranged the meet for a couple of days later, and Tyler and I spent the next few days flirting in IM, and basically making each other extremely horny. On the day of the meet, I was incredibly horny all day thinking about how my man was going to meet another man at a bar to decide if the man was going to get to fuck his wife. OMG! So f-ing hot! I mentioned to Tyler that I wished that I could just meet him in a parking lot somewhere and suck his cock. He wished it too, and then it suddenly occurred to me, why not?

I asked Steve what he thought of the idea, and while he was shocked that I would want to do that - meet a strange man in a parking lot to give him a blow job - he thought the idea sounded pretty hot. We agreed that if I kept in touch via phone while I was out, that it would be okay. I told Tyler that we were a go for meeting up somewhere after he and Steve met, and Tyler passed that screening, and Tyler was like "Wait! What? Really?" and when I said yes, I learned that he had just 10 minutes before promised a friend that they could watch football together at Tyler's place. We decided that we'd try to meet after the screening and before the game, but I didn't really think there was time. It turned out that I was right, and Ty;er went home to meet his friend after he met with Steve, but Steve suggested that maybe Tyler and I could meet after the football game was over, because it really wouldn't be that late.

Tyler and I texted during the whole football game about how we just wished it was over or that his friend would leave early, until finally the friend was gone, Tyler was free, and we were setting up an actual meeting place. We chose a Wal-Mart parking lot, which is funny, but works because it was a 24 hour Wal-mart with a well lit lot so that if I got in trouble, I wouldn't be isolated. We have a car with 3 rows of seats and tinted windows, so I wasn't really concerned that passersby would be able to see us in the back. I dressed for the occasion in tall brown boots, a skimpy black thong, a brown skirt and a short-sleeved sweater top and topped it with a skinny scarf and a corduroy blazer. I wore my hair down and straight and I think with my glasses, I looked a lot like a sexy librarian. I was really hoping Tyler was going to be into that, because I pretty much was just dressing in something I would wear to go out to dinner.

I arrived at the designated parking lot and texted Tyler where to find me. I saw his car pull up and he parked a row behind me and a few cars over, got out and came up to the passenger door, which I had left unlocked, and got in. Suddenly, my mouth went completely dry and I had no idea what to say, so I just told Tyler that I was really nervous, and he admitted that he was a bit nervous too. I was relieved to note that my creepy detector was not activated in the slightest, and he really seemed to be as normal as I'd hoped he would be based on our conversations. I checked in with Steve, as we had discussed. and let Tyler know what I was doing. He just said "Of course you should check in!" which was definitely the appropriate response.

We made small talk for about 15 minutes while I calmed my nerves. At one point he asked if I would take off my blazer so he could see my outfit so I did. And then he asked to see my boots, so I lifted up my skirt to show him the tops of my boots, and then a little higher to show him some thigh. He put his hand on my bare skin, and I decided it was time to switch to the backseat. He had been waiting for me to get comfortable enough to suggest it, and eagerly agreed that we should switch to the back. I quickly checked in with Steve, then we decided to climb from the front to the back so he had a nice view of my ass as I climbed over the console and to the 3rd row of seats.

He climbed over too and sat next to me, and it was only a moment before put his arm behind my head and pulled me in for a kiss. His kiss was soft and undemanding and I knew that he was trying not to come on too strong so that I would feel safe. It suddenly occurred to me that I was kissing a man that wasn't Steve in the backseat of our car, and with a flood of wetness between my legs, I sighed and pulled Tyler closer with my hand in his hair. That was all the encouragement he needed, and his kiss became more insistent as his hand traveled down my side and around my front to cup my breast. I could feel myself getting wetter by the moment as he touched me, and I pulled my top and bra down so that he could have access to my nipples, which he immediately began to suck. At the same time, his free hand slid down my belly and lifted my skirt to reveal the little black thong I was wearing. He said "Mmmmmm nice panties and nice boots. I love this look it's so sexy. And I love a girl in glasses." So unknowingly I had dressed like one of his wet dreams come to life, and that knowledge made me feel extra sexy, so I got even wetter. He slipped his hand into my panties and said "Oh my god you're so wet!" and then pushed 2 fingers inside me and I lost the ability to think or speak for a moment, because he found my g-spot and began to finger fuck me with more skill than I've ever felt in my life. As I was wishing he would never stop, he pulled his fingers out and stroked my clit hard, which is not how I like it at all, and I had to tell him to be softer, so the orgasm that had been building slipped away, and never did come back, even though I immensely enjoyed myself and just got wetter and wetter all night. After about an hour of kissing and him fingering me, I let him off the hook about trying to make me cum first (which he had told me at the beginning that he planned to do) and after checking in with Steve again, reached for the button on his pants so that I could finally suck his cock like I'd been fantasizing about for days.

Since we were in the car, he kept his pants on, and just unzipped to give me access through the slit in his boxers. Not my ideal way to give head, because I prefer full access to the entire cock and balls while I suck it, but I wasn't going to complain, given the situation. I took him in my mouth and stroked slowly down as far as I could in that position, then stroked just as slowly back up and swirled my tongue around the head before descending again. He said "I'm going to cum already" and pushed my head down hard on his cock so that I was taking it in as far as it would go, and then I felt his cum spurting down the back of my throat. It was a large load, and I had to swallow over and over again to take it all, but eventually he stopped and let go of my head, and since I hadn't had nearly enough of his cock, I kept sucking it for several more minutes while he exclaimed things like "Oh my God that's incredible!"

Suddenly we saw swirling orange lights, and the security truck drove very slowly by my car, while we ducked down and hurriedly straightened our clothes. I looked up and realized that every window in the car was fogged over, and I was sure it was obvious that something was going down in there. After the security truck passed, we hurriedly climbed into the front seat, said goodbye and he went back to his car and drive off. I left right behind him and arrived home 5 minutes later to find Steve waiting for me. It turns out that my check-ins, which I had typed as hurriedly as I could in my lust-filled haze, were actually the same 2 words every time, and Steve wasn't sure if I was alive or had become the victim of a serial killer. After lecturing me about safety, which I deserved, we retired to the bedroom so that I could tell Steve all about my encounter, and so that he could give me the orgasm that I'd been waiting for all night. - Monica

Monica filled in the details of the actual encounter and as I wasn't really involved directly, I'll leave all of that to her. I was pretty surprised when she messaged me at the office and told me that she wanted to meet up with Tyler, whom she had never met in person before, to give him a backseat blowjob tonight. The whole process of finding a guy to join us and setting things up had gone very quickly over the last few days when Monica really started making an actual effort to find someone for our initial MFM experience. But she has been just crazy horny for days so I guess that I should not have been surprised.

From the office I ran over to a bar at which Monica had set up for Tyler and I to meet. While geographically convenient for me the setting was one of the weirdest ever. This was one odd bar. Tyler and I had a few beers and just shot the shit for an hour or so. The point wasn't to get specific details or anything, just to make sure that we were both comfortable with everything and to make sure he wasn't scary or creepy. We got along fine. We aren't the type of people who would likely hang out together in "real life" but we got along just fine and that's probably best considering the reason for us meeting.

I tried to get things set up so that Monica could meet him back at the bar right after I left and took over watching the kids at home but I didn't realize that he had a football game to go home and watch so that did not work out as planned. So we both left but I mentioned that maybe Monica could come out and meet him later after the game. He was pretty surprised when I suggested that and couldn't believe that she would go out so late. I was surprised that anyone planning on getting surprise sex, or nearly sex, on an evening would call it a day just because it was "late-ish". Sex is worth a certain amount of effort. If you can't stay up an hour late for it, you are doing it wrong.

I got home and Monica was really worried about how the meeting had gone. Tyler saw his first pictures of her (face pics that is) while at the bar so she was nervous that he was going to change his mind and back out or something. But she was relieved that it sounded like he wanted to come out later in the evening after his game and get together at that point. So we had a few hours to figure out the logistics of the whole thing.

Monica kept recommending the most ridiculous places. It is clear that, at least when she is horny, she is completely focused on privacy and not security. The two are mutually exclusive. If you want to be as alone as possible, you are in the most danger possible. Meeting new people needs to be done in public as much as you can get away with doing. She was coming up with the parking lots of parks in total darkness where no one could see or hear her if necessary - not a good idea at all for meeting someone that she had never met before. This isn't like when I would take my high school girlfriend out onto an desolate back road for a backseat adventure - this is meeting someone new for the first time and safety needs to be high on the checklist. I kept recommending safe places and she kept countering with less safe places. Finally I was able to explain the value of lights and people and she understood. So we picked the Walmart parking lot as it is mostly empty but sits on two very main roads, is well lit and has some amount of traffic around the clock as they are always open - just not always busy. Perfect location for something like this. No one is going to bother them there but she can get someone's attention really easily if necessary.

Monica was quite nervous leading up to the meeting and changed her clothes a few times and kept texting Tyler. Finally she was off. I was a little nervous and a little excited as the whole thing was going well and I knew that Monica was really into the whole experience. I am very glad that we had the FMF first and that Monica had let me have sex with her friend before we tried this or I might not have been nearly as comfortable. But as it was I was surprised with how comfortable I was with everything.

It was strange being home alone while my wife was off meeting a strange man in a parking lot to give him head. I had a lot of work to do so busied myself getting caught up on a backlog of work while she was gone. I was a bit anxious for her to get home for many reasons - to make sure that she was safe, to find out how it went and, of course, to get some.

When Monica finally got back she had been gone nearly two hours. Now that is two hours including driving to and from, some quick grocery shopping that she had done ahead of time (hey, she was at the all night Walmart after all and now she was legitimately a customer on this particular trip) and the time in the car itself so not a surprising amount of time but a good, long time for me to have been home alone wondering how it was going.

I got a quick recap of how things went. It only took a second to see that she was really, really happy with the whole thing and that she was ready to explode with sexual energy. We were off to the bedroom in no time, clothes off, into bed and then I got all of the naughty details as I fucked my wife. It turned out, as expected, to be immensely hot and erotic and we had some really amazing sex. - Steve

The Aftermath

2011-10-29T21:49:00.000-05:00

Now that Monica and I have had our very first threesome we are able to step back and look at how it went and how it has affected our relationship. That was the biggest concern, of course, as this is new for us. We have been talking about and intending to start adding outsiders to our sexual relationship for years and have been quite confident that we would know what we were comfortable with and not do anything that would have negative ramifications to our relationship with each other. But an important part of that is moving slowly and gauging the effects as they happen. We are being extremely careful.

We have been discussing our first threesome for days now and, consistently, the answer keeps coming back that we absolutely loved doing it, found it amazingly erotic and feel absolutely no weirdness or jealousy from it. In fact, our marriage feels even stronger now and our relationship with each other is doing even better than before which was pretty awesome as it was. Not only do we feel closer to each other after having had a threesome but our own sex life, the one just between the two of us, has really gotten a boost. We are now having sex once (or more) per day which is truly something. Traditionally we were struggling to find the time and effort to do it once a week. Now we are on each other like rabbits. It is wonderful.

So the verdict is: FMF threesome was extremely positive both physically and emotionally both within the framework of the threesome and within our marriage. Yay!

We've spoken to Darla, the unicorn who joined us, and she says that she really did have a wonderful time and is very glad that she did it and totally wants to do it again. So it sounds like positive reviews all around. Her actually joining us again will be the real test to see if she was just being polite or not but I am pretty confident that she is sincere.

We are now ready to move on to either another FMF or very likely an MFM.

Monica's First Strip Club

2011-10-27T00:57:00.000-05:00

When Monica found out that I had gone to a strip club a few weeks ago with a girl it gave her the comfort level to finally decide to go to the same club herself. She has wanted to hit the strip clubs for years now but never makes it because of the effort of going out and the fear of the unknown. I had not yet been to a strip club in our home city, or for that point in our own state, ever. So I could tell her nothing about them. Now I had first hand experience and could tell her with confidence that the club was safe, comfortable and non-threatening and, most importantly, that having a girl there was no problem at all.

So it wasn't long before Monica wanted to go to the same strip club. We finally got a babysitter one night and off we went - dinner and a strip club. She got all dressed up too in a short, cleavagey dress and super high "stripper" heels.

The club went really well. We both had a good time. It was a slow night with relatively few dancers. I got a lap dance and she loved it. Once I had one she was ready to try one herself. She enjoyed her dance as well - the first one that she has ever had. She made me get one more so that she could watch. She really loved when the stripper rubbed her nipple against my lips. She wanted more but we were unable to catch another dancer before we needed to get back home.

Nothing too exciting but after having gone Monica said to me: "If you can go drink at a strip club with naked girls, why would you ever go get drinks someplace else?" To this I had no good answer.

Our Very First Threesome (FMF)

2011-10-23T00:06:00.000-05:00

Continued from the "Setting it Up" post below.

Darla woke me up first thing the next morning in the hotel and just said, "Okay, let's do it."

So it is really happening. I emailed Monica to let her know that we were on for this evening. She emailed back in disbelief that I had really talked Darla into it. Monica was quite impressed with my powers of seduction.

Darla and I ended up having a busy morning and were unable to get on the road until mid-afternoon which was extremely annoying as we were both rather horny thinking about what we were going to be doing later in the day and Monica was emailed both of us throughout the day getting status on where we were and when we expected to be arriving. She was, without a doubt, extremely excited about tonight's prospects.

The entire drive was spent in a heated state. We talked both in the car and over email continuously about the plans for the evening. Monica was getting extremely wet at home and Darla was quite wet herself in the car. We stopped off at an adult video store en route to pick up a new BluRay title of the evening (we ended up getting Digital Playground's Prom) as well as some spare lube and a double sided dildo which I insisted that we needed to have.

Darla and I got to the house and Monica had cocktails ready and waiting for us. Monica was horny - and I mean horny. She was wet and practically about to explode with anticipation. We couldn't do anything right away as the kids were still awake and I had work that needed my attention before I could do anything long and involved with the girls. This led to a couple hours of heated anticipation while I worked and the girls drank and discussed what they planned to do.

There was extremely little, if any, awkwardness. Maybe the nearly twenty-four hours of direct "prep time" contributed. We were all so "ready" that any awkwardness was probably masked by that and what was not was hidden by the addition of the alcohol that Monica had provided.

It was pretty late when we finally had a chance to start. Monica and Darla went and took a long shower together first to get "acquainted" with each other. I took a shower in the other shower on my own. Since Darla had never been with another woman before and Monica has not been for over a decade I knew that giving them some time together would likely help get them both more comfortable. And it did.

Monica and Darla did some fooling around in the shower and even shaved each other (oh yeah... this is actually the first time that I have ever had Monica completely shaved!) so that they were completely bare and ready for me. Having two girls at once was working in my favor before we even got started.

While I was waiting for them to get out of the shower I made myself comfortable on our bedroom sofa and started watching Prom which is one of the weakest porn films that I have seen in a long time. Certainly not worth the money at all.

Before long the girls came in. Both naked except for a towel. Each took a leg and sat down on my lap. Monica just watched as Darla was all over me. Her towel was gone in an instant and almost immediately I was sucking on her tits.

It was only a minute before the girls wanted to move to the bed - they were way too ready for anything too slow.

What followed is a bit of a blur, honestly, but it was a lot of fun. Altogether the "activity" lasted for four hours and was quite exhausting. This has been a really long week and I was extremely short on sleep before we even got started. The whole thing would have been much more enjoyable had I been properly rested. I was practically sick from a lack of sleep by the time that we were well underway.

We started off with the girls using the double sided dildo. I directed the activity which makes one feel a little like a porn director. Watching them grind the dildo into each other was amazing and a great introduction to a threesome. This is my first time experiencing girl on girl action in real life in addition to being my first threesome so there were a lot of "firsts" to explore on this particular occasion.

Once the girls were done with the dildo I joined in more than just running my hands over them and sucking on nipples. We moved through positions much like they do in porn films. We would shift every few minutes into a new position. Sometimes it was one and one positions with the third person just helping out and sometimes it was triangular positions with everyone participating equally.

It was all incredibly hot and awesome. Eating another girl's pussy, sucking her tits, fingering her, putting my dick in her mouth... all while my wife is watching and helping us was amazing. That Monica was really getting off to all of it made it so much better. That's where the real fun comes from - using the experience to get the other person off.

One thing that surprised me was that prior to getting together tonight Monica and I had discussed limits and the one thing that was definitely off limits was me kissing the girl (any girl) which, I think, is pretty common with swingers to avoid that. We were fine with girl on girl kissing and, in fact, I required it. I mean c'mon, girls kissing is hot! But we were not too far into things when Monica told Darla and I to kiss - so we did. So much for that limit. It was fine though. Not weird at all. Expect a post on limits soon.

As this was my first threesome I had a mental checklist of things that I wanted to experience and we were able to hit them all. The double sided dildo was high on the list as was having both girls blow me at the same time. They were really into that and did not require me to request it at all. Not only did they share my cock but discussed it and positioned themselves so that I could watch it being passed back and forth between their mouths and they could look at me while it was in their mouths. Very, very hot.

Blow jobs, hand jobs, eating pussy, making out... we had every combination of each between each of us with the other one watching. When Monica was getting really hot at one point she demanded that I fuck her ass - which is one of my favorite things to do so I put her on her hands and knees on the edge of the bed so that I could stand on the floor and she could keep eating Darla while I pounded her ass.

I came, leaving a nice load of cum in Monica's ass and was completely exhausted when I came off the high of being so horny. I was barely able to stand up at that point and needed to regenerate before being able to continue on. The girls were doing really well and going at it like champs.

I snuck off and showered for a bit - a nice hot shower to rejuvenate muscles and make me feel refreshed. Also to get all cleaned off after doing anal on Monica. We are pretty adventurous but ass to mouth is simlpy gross - we don't even like seeing that on porn. It is a huge turnoff and not at all healthy. I didn't want to miss out on any action so took the chance to clean thoroughly. The timing of needing the shower worked out well.

After probably half an hour I came back out and got back into the action with the girls. I did not have the energy that I did in the first two and a half hours but I was good for some more action. I'm in the later half of my thirties and do not have the regenerative properties that I did in my youth. Going twice in one night is pretty rare under the best of circumstances.

I'm not sure whose idea it was to set up in this way but Monica and Darla were sixty-nining with Monica's head on the edge of the bed almost hanging off. Darla was very exposed on her hands and knees this way. I donned a condom and stood on the side of the bed and slid it into Darla. I was amazed to find out how tight she was. I mean really, really tight. Nearly anal sex tight. It was pretty awesome.

It is important to note, for those not reading all of the "About Us" and other info to piece everything together, that this is the very first girl, other than my wife, that I have ever had sex with. So this is a major step for us - far more than it simply being our first threesome. We have reasons as to why we are comfortable with this and I'll post all of that another time. But for me, this was not only the first threesome with Darla, the first with Monica and I as a couple and my first threesome of any type whatsoever but this is the first sex with someone other than Monica - ever, not just since we were married, but ever. So a major step.

Just having sex with Darla would have been nice but making it oh so much better was that Monica was still busy licking Darla while I did it and my balls slapped Monica in the face with every thrust. That was truly amazing. It was so submissive to make her eat Darla's pussy while watching my cock take that pussy right in front of her eyes while getting hit repeatedly with my balls. Absolutely. Fucking. Amazing.

I came pretty quickly which was to be expected. Even on my second round this was a pretty fantastic experience. Fortunately I remained completely hard for quite some time and was able to keep doing Darla without stopping until she came in that position. I couldn't even stand on my feet once I was done and had to lie down. I set to assisting Darla in making Monica cum and with that we called it a night.

Monica is, as I've described it before, a marathon to make cum. She comes hard and for a long time but generally only once in a night and only after an hour or more of activity and often much, much more. A typical session of sex for she and I is about two hours. I'm told that that is much longer than normal.

Darla came many times throughout the evening the first time only about fifteen minutes in. It is nice getting someone that is so much different from Monica simply because that is part of the point of having other people join us - not for more of the norm but to get to have variety. Darla and Monica were definitely extremely different in many ways so it was a good initial pairing, in my opinion. Darla probably came ten or even a dozen times throughout the night.

Altogether I would say that the night was a huge success. Everyone seemed very happy at the end of it although we were all so tired that we just had to get to sleep as quickly as possible. Darla did not get to spend the night with us in our bed because we had house guests expected in the morning and we didn't want to accidentally sleep in and have any awkward explanations needed. Better safe than sorry - especially as this was our first threesome. But from how well this went I cannot imagine that this will be our last threesome. - Steve

When I checked Facebook that morning, there was a message from Darla that said "You are going to have a very nice evening." Since Steve and I had discussed that he was going to try to set something up with Darla, I wondered if she meant what I thought she meant. I was glad to discover that she did in fact mean that we were having a threesome that very night. Wow! I had a lot to do to get ready before they arrived. My day was spent flirting with Darla via text and FB messages and generally getting extremely wet and horny. I took a long hot shower and shaved to the best of my ability, but having never completely shaved, I really didn't know what technique to use, so there was still some hair left. Not to worry, Darla would help me with this later.

When Steve and Darla finally arrived I was so horny I could barely stand it, and then we had to wait for Steve to finish up some work! Finally, the kids went to bed, Steve was done working, and the three of us were ready to get naked. Darla and I decided to shower together so that we could get comfortable with each other, while Steve showered in the other bathroom. Darla got into the shower first, and when I got in, she decided to jump right in and grab my breasts and kissed me. Since I was the one with experience, I was a bit surprised, but Darla has always been assertive so really it wasn't out of character. We kissed for a while, squeezing each other's breasts, then rubbing them against each other while grabbing each other's asses. It was all pretty hot, and I was quickly dripping wet again. Darla reached between us to stroke my clit, and I knew that our threesome was definitely going to work. Before we'd done any of the actual business part of the shower, Steve came knocking. I guess we'd lost track of the time while pawing each other, so we promised to be quick, and Darla proceeded to show me how to shave completely bare. She actually did it for me while I watched her technique, which of course got me even wetter. We quickly rinsed and got out, then joined Steve in the bedroom.

The rest of the night is a bit of a blur for me. I see it in flashes like scenes from a movie, but it's hard to piece together a complete picture in my mind. I remember eating Darla's pussy for a very long time, and then begging Steve to fuck my ass. I was so horny that I was beyond any discomfort and took him in much more easily than normal. I remember licking Darla's pussy for all I was worth while Steve fucked my ass, and I know I made her cum at least twice before he shot his load in my ass.

After cleaning up a bit, I returned to the bed and Darla and I decided to try 69ing because I hadn't cum yet, and she wanted to practice her skills. We ended up sideways across the bed, which turned out to be convenient, because when Steve came back in, this is the position we were in. He and I made eye contact and he silently asked if I wanted him to fuck Darla, and I eagerly gave my consent. He slipped a condom on, then came up behind her, and while I watched from inches away, rammed his hard cock into her pussy balls deep. I hadn't expected it, but when he thrust into her, he slapped me in the face with his balls, and rammed my face harder into Darla's pussy at the same time. I was so turned on I could barely keep licking her, and over and over again he slapped my face with his balls and ground my face into her pussy lips with each thrust. I felt so submissive letting him fuck her inches from my face, and then being continuously slapped with his balls... oh my gosh, it was just so dominant, so "I'm fucking this girl and you're going to witness it and like it" it was just so fucking hot. When Steve finally came, my only regret was that he was wearing a condom, because it would have been absolutely perfect if he had pulled out and cum on my face, while I licked the pussy of the girl he'd just fucked. Afterwards, I vaguely remember Darla and Steve licking me until I finally came, but for me, the ultimate moment wasn't when I came, it was when my husband fucked Darla literally right before my eyes. That was one of the best sexual experiences I've ever had in my life, and I can't wait for Steve to fuck more girls while I lick their pussies, and I begged him to pull off the condom and cum on my face next time. I can't wait. - Monica

Setting Up Our First Threesome

2011-10-21T00:48:00.000-05:00

Business trips can be funny things. On this particular occasion I had to be out of town and Monica was supposed to be traveling with me so we had a hotel room for the two of us. At the last minute she had to cancel and a female friend, to save money, asked if she could room with me. Of course, Monica was fine with that. It would be silly to pay for two rooms when we could just room together. We've all been close friends for years and it was completely utilitarian and innocent.

Before leaving on the trip Monica and I were discussing when we were going to actually invite someone to come join us. It's been years of discussion but in the last several weeks the talk has moved very much from the theoretical to the practical. It is clear that we are both completely comfortable with starting this now. While talking the trip came up and I mentioned that I thought that our mutual friend who would be rooming with me was into me and that she would likely be up for a threesome with us. Monica thought that the idea sounded nice but that it was highly unlikely that our friend would be interested. Liking me and wanting a threesome are not the same thing, of course. And liking a married guy and doing anything about it are also very different things. I was pretty confident that if I suggested it that she would be interested. Monica doubted my powers of persuasion but encouraged me to take a shot at it if I felt that I could talk her into it. Challenge accepted.

The business trip itself went well, it was a conference and a fun one. Lots of drinking and late nights. That made for some opportunities to hint around and get a feel for Darla's interest level. On the first night I got the feeling that things were moving in the right direction. I didn't want to rush things and knew that we had time. Best to plant the seed and let her imagination move her down the path rather than trying to lead her by the hand.

The third night at the conference is when the conversation really happened. On the second day I was unsure if she was ready to move in the right direction. But on day three there were clear signals and I knew that "popping the question" was certainly acceptable if not outright desired. I mentioned the "well if you wanted to, we'd be up for a threesome tomorrow..."

I'm pretty sure that that question always brings a moment of shocked silence. It is very hard to go from any conversation, even an openly sexual flirtation, to.... so my wife and I like alternative sex and would be interested in having you participate in our debauchery.

It only took a second for Darla to regain composer and express definite interest. She was not absolutely, totally sure that she wanted to have a threesome with us, or with anyone, and this was very sudden. She had never had a threesome before and she was traveling with my by car from the conference to our house three hours away the next morning so the decision was one to be made pretty quickly and the results of that decision would be basically immediate. Threesome... tomorrow?

And so it begins....

2011-09-30T23:29:00.000-05:00

Monica (the missus) and I have been discussing moving from our pedestrian sexual lifestyle into something more, um, deviant - or shall we say, extravagant - for years now. But discussing and doing are two different things. Very different things. We knew that we wanted to branch out, but making the leap was tough.

The leap began innocently enough. I was out with some friends and Monica was out of town. Nothing noteworthy there. What was most interesting to me was that it was incredibly apparent that women are finding me a lot more attractive these days. I've just recently lost a significant amount of weight and am looking much better than I did even just a year ago, but I never expected the kinds of reactions that I was getting on this particular evening. Women grabbing my butt on a regular basis, getting obvious attention from across the bar, etc. Nothing extreme but more than I have been used to.

Late in the night my friend, on her birthday, decided that she wanted taken to a strip club. She had never been before and I've been many times and know that it is totally allowed, by my wife, for me to go. So whatever, no big deal.

The trip to the club was uneventful. It was fine, very tame as strip clubs go. My friend got a lapdance too. Having a friend of mine have a girl on girl lapdance was a first for me. Nothing crazy, but a step in the right direction. Having a female friend that likes to go out drinking with me and end up at strip clubs is a good way to get one thinking about "things."

At a drunken still-out-after-the-strip-club-closed breakfast there was a tipsy admission by her that she had long been interested in swinging. Not what I had been expecting to hear. In general she comes across as very innocent. I guess I read that wrong. I did not think much of the events this evening but it would appear, that in time, these were truly the trigger points of a larger adventure. It does provide a critical starting point to our story, however.

And so it has begun.